Four Log Cabins

 

An atheist was walking through the woods when he heard a rustling behind him. He turned and saw a grizzly charging in his direction. He ran as fast as he could, but the bear was faster. The atheist tripped and fell. Suddenly the bear was on top of him, raising its paw to strike a deadly blow. The man cried, "Oh my God!" Time stopped. The bear froze. The forest was silent. A bright light shone from the heavens, and a voice came from above. "For years you’ve denied my existence. You’ve taught others I don't exist. Do you expect me to help you now?” The atheist replied, "It would be hypocritical of me to ask you to treat me as a Christian, but perhaps you could make the BEAR a Christian?" The light disappeared. The bear brought its paws together, bowed its head and spoke: "Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive…”