A man from Kansas City walks into a bar and asks the
bartender, "Hey! You wanna hear a joke about people from St. Louis?" The
bartender says, "Listen, pal, I'm from St. Louis, and I won't appreciate
it. See that man sitting next to you? He
weighs 265 pounds, and he's from St. Louis too. And the bouncer, that huge guy over
there, he’s also from St. Louis. So do you still want to tell that joke?" "I
guess I don’t," says the guy from Kansas City. "Not if I’m gonna have
to explain my joke three times."
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