Linda's Page
The musings of a crazy quilt lady
Saturday, 11 April 2026
Friday, 10 April 2026
Gold Star
Odd facts to keep you up at night:
In spite of its name, the strawberry isn’t a true berry.
Neither is the raspberry or blackberry. On the other hand, the banana is
scientifically a berry. So are oranges, eggplants and grapes.
The moon is slowly moving away from the earth, at just under
four centimeters per year. Coincidentally, that’s roughly how fast your fingernails
grow.
Froot Loops come in different colors, but only one flavor.
It’s a combination of orange, lemon, cherry, raspberry, apple, blueberry and lime
that’s called tutti frutti (meaning all fruits). If they taste different to
you, your eyes are fooling your tongue.
Flamingo legs look like their knees are bending backwards. But
what look like knees to us are actually their ankles. Flamingos’ knees are
tucked up under their bellies.
Octopuses have three hearts. One heart circulates blood
around the body, while the other two pump it past the gills, to pick up oxygen.
Thursday, 9 April 2026
Pink Bunny
Chances are, somewhere on your car’s dashboard, there’s a
little icon that looks like a gas pump with an arrow. The arrow either points
to the right or the left, showing which side of your car should be nearest the
gas pump when you go to refill your tank. The guy you should thank for this:
James Moylan. James was an engineer working for Ford Motor Company in the 80’s.
He came up with the idea after a frustrating experience at a gas station. He
realized lots of people – especially those in borrowed or rented vehicles –
have to guess which side the gas cap is on when they pull up to the station. If
they guess wrong, they inconvenience everyone to reposition. The 1989 Ford
Escort and Mercury Tracer were among the first cars to feature the helpful
little icon. Today, gas tank indicators are standard in nearly every new car worldwide.
Wednesday, 8 April 2026
Snail's Trail
In 1846, an explorer collected a desert snail in Egypt and
sent it back to London for the museum's collection. Presumed to be just an
empty shell, it was mounted on a piece of cardboard for exhibition. It sat
there, apparently lifeless, until 1850. One day, a curator named William Baird
noticed something odd. There was a bit of moisture on the cardboard near the
snail's shell, suggesting it might not be dead after all. Baird carefully
removed the snail from the card and placed it in a bowl with a little warm
water. To the astonishment of the museum staff, the snail slowly emerged from
its shell. It had survived the entire time without food or water in a state of
deep torpor. The snail was given a new home in a glass jar and became a minor
celebrity. It lived for another two years on a diet of fresh cabbage leaves.
Tuesday, 7 April 2026
Thirty-Five ABC Blocks
Our daffodils bloomed early this year. They were lovely in
late February, but they’re long gone now. The tulips we bought three years ago have
been fruitful and multiplied, and they’re putting on a really impressive show.
That’s surprising, because I know squirrels LOVE to munch on tulip bulbs, and
we have so many hungry squirrels. The tulips may have survived because we
planted them side by side with flowers the squirrels don’t like. Daffodils have
lycorine, a toxin that squirrels tend to avoid. Allium – those tall flowers
that look like balls on sticks – aren’t toxic, but they have a bitter taste and
pungent aroma that squirrels dislike. Other flowers that drive away squirrels
are hyacinth, anemone, Dutch iris, star of Bethlehem, lily of the valley, winter
aconite, grape hyacinth, snowdrop, Siberian squill, glory-of-the-snow and fritillaria. I'm told onion and garlic will keep the squirrels away, too. It's worth trying.
Monday, 6 April 2026
A New Turning Point
“In moments of pain, loneliness, or confusion, we know that
our Heavenly Father and His Beloved Son are aware of our circumstances and that
They yearn to bless us.” – President Henry B. Eyring
"From the beginning of time God has taught his children
to put him first in their lives. Jesus Christ is the perfect example of how to
put God first in our lives.” – Elder Jorge T. Becerra
“In a spiritual context, enduring is far more than merely
persevering tenaciously to complete demanding duties or challenges.” – Elder David
A. Bednar
“When we minister, we are helping to answer each other’s
prayers. We are the Savior’s hands.” – Kristin M. Yee
"It isn't really where we serve, but how, that matters
to the Lord. He needs you, and He needs me. Life is better, everything is
better, when we are about His business.” – Elder Patrick Kearon
Saturday, 4 April 2026
Four Chain Blocks
Cherry Pie Bars
3 cups flour
1 tablespoon sugar
1 teaspoon salt
1 cup cold butter, cubed
1 egg
1/2 cup cold water
1 tablespoon vinegar
6 cups pitted cherries
1 cup sugar
1/4 cup cornstarch
1 tablespoon lemon juice
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
In a large bowl, sift together flour, sugar and salt. Cut in
butter until it resembles small peas. In a smaller bowl, whisk together egg,
water and vinegar. Combine with flour mixture until dough forms. Divide dough
in half, flatten into discs, wrap and chill 30 minutes. Meanwhile, combine remaining
ingredients in a saucepan. Cook over medium heat until thickened, about 10 to 12
minutes. Cool. Roll out half the dough to line bottom of 9x13” baking dish.
Spread cherry filling over bottom crust. Roll out remaining dough and place
over filling. Seal edges and cut some slits to release steam. Bake at 375F for
45 minutes. Cool before cutting into bars.






