Linda's Page
The musings of a crazy quilt lady
Wednesday, 15 April 2026
Tuesday, 14 April 2026
Nature's Landscape
Judy-Lynn del Rey was born in 1943 with achondroplastic
dwarfism – meaning she had a normal-sized torso and small limbs. She spent her teens
haunting libraries, especially the fantasy and sci-fi sections. In her early 20’s,
she became an office assistant at Galaxy Science Fiction. She quickly worked
her way up to associate editor, and then was hired by Ballantine Books. One of
her first moves was to dump John Norman’s Gor series (She was right. They’re
awful.) She published the Star Wars novel before the movie came out. That same
year, Judy-Lynn launched Del Rey Books. She published Terry Brooks’ Sword of
Shannara, promoted William Goldman’s The Princess Bride, and introduced the
world to Anne McCaffrey's White Dragon. Arthur C. Clarke called her the most
brilliant editor he’d ever encountered. Next time you read fantasy or watch a
Star Wars film, or quote Princess Bride, you’re living in a world she helped to
build.
Monday, 13 April 2026
Center Pieces
“Abiding in Christ isn’t an occasional, casual act. It’s a
constant, conscious and sacred choice. It is allowing His holy teachings to
abide in us, elevating our thoughts and governing our words in every setting, purifying
and consecrating our actions unto Him.” – Elder Ulisses Soares
"To the Savior, we’re never lost in the crowd. He knows
how to reach us — through a hymn, a smile, a kind word, and sometimes through
people we least expect. – Elder Clement M. Matswagothata
“Discipleship was never meant to be a comfortable circle of
familiar friends focused on their own interests. Rather, our congregations are
a beautiful mosaic — enriched by diverse backgrounds, cultures and experiences.”
– Elder Gérald Caussé
“I wonder what it’s like for a loving Heavenly Father to
send His most precious belongings, His children, away from their heavenly home,
knowing they must pass through challenges of mortality. I suppose His comfort
is knowing they do not travel alone.” – Elder Gary E. Stevenson
Saturday, 11 April 2026
Five Chains
Last night we watched the crew of the Artemis II return to
earth after eleven days in space. It was a lot like watching paint dry, which
is exactly how I remember the Apollo moon missions some 50 or 60 years ago.
That’s kind of how NASA rolls. If absolutely nothing has happened for two hours
or more, things are going well. If things go badly, they go badly pretty fast.
Just like with the Apollo missions, I’m obsessing about the onboard menu. Only
this time, it isn’t Tang and Space Food Sticks. The crew of the Artemis II
enjoyed BBQ beef brisket, mac & cheese, and broccoli au gratin. Because stored
water still tastes stale, they had several add-water-and-stir beverage options.
They ate lots of tortillas, because other breads leave crumbs floating around. The
crew tasted and approved all the dishes before they left, which is probably another big improvement over the Apollo fare.
Friday, 10 April 2026
Gold Star
Odd facts to keep you up at night:
In spite of its name, the strawberry isn’t a true berry.
Neither is the raspberry or blackberry. On the other hand, the banana is
scientifically a berry. So are oranges, eggplants and grapes.
The moon is slowly moving away from the earth, at just under
four centimeters per year. Coincidentally, that’s roughly how fast your fingernails
grow.
Froot Loops come in different colors, but only one flavor.
It’s a combination of orange, lemon, cherry, raspberry, apple, blueberry and lime
that’s called tutti frutti (meaning all fruits). If they taste different to
you, your eyes are fooling your tongue.
Flamingo legs look like their knees are bending backwards. But
what look like knees to us are actually their ankles. Flamingos’ knees are
tucked up under their bellies.
Octopuses have three hearts. One heart circulates blood
around the body, while the other two pump it past the gills, to pick up oxygen.
Thursday, 9 April 2026
Pink Bunny
Chances are, somewhere on your car’s dashboard, there’s a
little icon that looks like a gas pump with an arrow. The arrow either points
to the right or the left, showing which side of your car should be nearest the
gas pump when you go to refill your tank. The guy you should thank for this:
James Moylan. James was an engineer working for Ford Motor Company in the 80’s.
He came up with the idea after a frustrating experience at a gas station. He
realized lots of people – especially those in borrowed or rented vehicles –
have to guess which side the gas cap is on when they pull up to the station. If
they guess wrong, they inconvenience everyone to reposition. The 1989 Ford
Escort and Mercury Tracer were among the first cars to feature the helpful
little icon. Today, gas tank indicators are standard in nearly every new car worldwide.
Wednesday, 8 April 2026
Snail's Trail
In 1846, an explorer collected a desert snail in Egypt and
sent it back to London for the museum's collection. Presumed to be just an
empty shell, it was mounted on a piece of cardboard for exhibition. It sat
there, apparently lifeless, until 1850. One day, a curator named William Baird
noticed something odd. There was a bit of moisture on the cardboard near the
snail's shell, suggesting it might not be dead after all. Baird carefully
removed the snail from the card and placed it in a bowl with a little warm
water. To the astonishment of the museum staff, the snail slowly emerged from
its shell. It had survived the entire time without food or water in a state of
deep torpor. The snail was given a new home in a glass jar and became a minor
celebrity. It lived for another two years on a diet of fresh cabbage leaves.





