A lot of people use this time of year to declare their New
Year’s resolutions – things they intend to accomplish during the coming year. I
may do that, eventually. But today, I’m posting my anti-resolutions. This coming
year, I intend NOT to smoke or vape. As I’ve never done either, keeping this
resolution shouldn’t be too hard. I also mean to avoid alcohol, coffee, and
energy drinks. They’re vile, and there are much more fun ways to ruin your health.
During the next twelve months at least, I intend NOT to take up sky diving,
bungee jumping, or tattooing. I won’t be piercing my nose or my navel, and I
won’t be gauging my ears. I will not take up mountain climbing or cave diving.
I won’t go anywhere in a car – as a passenger or a driver – without my seatbelt
safely buckled. I hope you won't, either. Here’s to a safer, saner new year for all of
us!
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