Four Inch House

 

How to tell you’re OLD:

When they light all the candles on your birthday cake, the smoke alarm goes off.

You started out with nothing in life, and you realize you have most of it left.

When you take a bite of steak, your teeth might stay there.

Your back goes out more often than you do.

If a storm’s coming, you know before the weatherman does.

There’s Metamucil and Preparation H in your medicine cabinet, but not Bengay.

When invited to two events the same night, you pick the one that gets you home earlier.

Your idea of “happy hour” is a good nap.

It takes you twice as long to look half as good.

You can remember your kindergarten teacher’s name, but not why you walked into the kitchen.

The policeman who just pulled you over looks like a teenager.

You hear “snap, crackle and pop” at the breakfast table, but you’re not eating cereal.

Tiny Monkey Wrench

 

Today is National Buttermilk Biscuit Day. Homemade buttermilk biscuits are great with sausage and gravy, butter and jam, with meat and cheese, with strawberries and whipped cream, or all by themselves.

 

Buttermilk Biscuits

 

2 cups flour

2 teaspoons baking powder

1/4 teaspoon baking soda

1 teaspoon salt

7 tablespoons cold unsalted butter, cut into thin slices

3/4 cup cold buttermilk

 

Preheat oven to 425F and line baking sheet with parchment or silicone. In a large bowl, whisk together all ingredients. Cut in butter until it’s crumbly. Make a well in the center; pour in buttermilk and stir until combined. Turn dough onto floured surface. Pat into a rectangle, then fold into thirds. Repeat twice. Roll dough to 1/2 inch thick; cut with a biscuit cutter. Place on baking sheet with sides ALMOST touching. Bake 15 minutes. Serve warm with your favorite sweet or savory accompaniment.

Rolling Stone

 

I voted for Mitt Romney in 2012. I saw what a marvelous job he did with the 2002 Winter Olympics, and thought his skills would make him an excellent president. I was thrilled to vote for someone with beliefs similar to my own. Romney didn’t win, but I was proud of the man who did, and of the country that elected him. In 2016, I voted for a former first lady. I felt she was the driving force behind her husband’s presidency, and I looked forward to seeing a woman holding the highest office in the land. She didn’t win, either. In 2020 the man I voted for won, but he didn’t accomplish much. Maybe we should stop electing presidents who are well past retirement age. In 2024, I voted for a woman who wasn’t a convicted felon, who wouldn’t have paved over the rose garden or destroyed the east wing, insulted our allies, painted the reflecting pool, started a stupid war or put her name and face on EVERYTHING.

Little Girl

Humans are amazing.

Usain Bolt is considered the fastest person after running 100 meters in 9.58 seconds.

Sultan Kösen is the tallest living man in the world, standing at 8’ 3”.

The world’s shortest adult is Jyoti Amge, who is 2’ 1” tall.

Jeanne Calment, a Frenchwoman, is believed to be the world’s oldest human. If she’s still here next February, she’ll be 123.

British savant Daniel Tammet can recite pi to over 22,000 digits, and can learn new languages in a week.

Ben Underwood lost his sight as a toddler. He developed his own form of echolocation and could play basketball with remarkable accuracy.

James Harrison’s blood had unusually strong antibodies against the D Rh antigen. His blood and plasma donations saved more than 2,000 babies.

Sheetal Devi was born in India in 2007, without arms. She shoots a bow and arrow with her feet and has won multiple international medals for archery.

Plus One More

 

“I recall one home evening when my mother bore powerful testimony of the law of tithing. My parents immigrated to the United States through a job offer that allowed us to receive legal residency. However, we experienced financial setbacks, as many immigrants do as they become acclimated to a new country and economy. With a gaze of her certain witness, she said, ‘All we need to see is the very hand of Jehovah Himself to have any greater assurance He is blessing us by our payment of tithing.’ I am certain the payment of tithes and offerings will enhance our spiritual capacity as we put God first and offer our firstlings of the flock. I witness a spiritual power and direction, heretofore unknown, will come into our lives as we keep the law of obedience and sacrifice.” – Elder Jorge T. Becerra

Old Windmill

 

“If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?” — Milton Berle

“All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.” — Abraham Lincoln

“The heart of a mother is a deep abyss at the bottom of which you will always find forgiveness.” — Honoré de Balzac

“God could not be everywhere, and therefore he made mothers.” — Rudyard Kipling

“Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom do the dishes.” — P.J. O’Rourke

“A mother’s arms are made of tenderness, and children sleep soundly in them.” — Victor Hugo

“Motherhood is the greatest thing and the hardest thing.” — Ricki Lake

“Motherhood: All love begins and ends there.” — Robert Browning

“Some are kissing mothers and some are scolding mothers, but it is love just the same, and most mothers kiss and scold together.” — Pearl S. Buck

“My mother had a large heart — so large everybody’s joys found welcome in it, and hospitable accommodation.” — Mark Twain

Patchwork Star

 

According to legend, Pete MacIntyre was called Whiskey Pete because he used bootlegging to supplement income from his gas station on the Nevada/California border. Pete died in 1933 and was buried in an unmarked grave. He was accidentally disinterred decades later, during construction on a bridge between his hotel/casino on the west side of I-15 and Buffalo Bill’s on the east. We frequently stopped in Primm for gas while driving to Disneyland and back. We only stayed there once. Knowing how exhausted we are when returning from the happiest place, we booked a room in Primm. An accident turned the freeway into a parking lot. We arrived hours late and they’d sold our room. We stayed in room that was still under construction, which was a unique experience. Whiskey Pete’s was closed in 2024, and Buffalo Bill’s will be gone by Independence Day, along with the restaurants and gas stations. Before you know it, Primm will be a ghost town.

Tiny Teal Flower

 

Slow Cooker Greek Pork

 

2 pork tenderloins (about 2 pounds)

1 teaspoon kosher salt

1 cup plain Greek yogurt

2-4 garlic cloves, crushed

1 large lemon, zested and juiced

 

Coat slow cooker pot with cooking spray. Rub pork with salt and place in pot. Combine remaining ingredients in bowl. Spoon 1/2 of the yogurt mixture over pork. Cover and refrigerate remaining yogurt mixture. Cover and cook pork on high 4 to 5 hours, or on low 6 to 7. (We did low for 6 hours, but it could have cooked a bit longer.) Remove pork and shred with 2 forks, then return to pot. Stir in reserved yogurt mixture; cover and rewarm at least ten minutes. Great with rice or warm pitas. We had ours with lettuce, tomato, cucumbers, kalamata olives, tzatziki sauce, and feta. This recipe feeds six, so of course we cut it in half.

Five Kitty Cats

 

I’ve done it without giving it a second thought. You probably have, too. I’ve eaten an apple while in a moving car. When I was done, I’ve opened the window and tossed the core out. But disposing of an apple core along a roadside isn’t as harmless as it seems. To decompose, such things need moisture and the right microorganisms, which can be in short supply along highways. Instead of becoming compost, the core will likely dehydrate. It could end up being there a long time. Meanwhile, it could entice wildlife like deer or raccoons to venture out of their comfort zone, where they may become roadkill. It could pick up roadside toxins before being snagged by a squirrel. Even without added pollutants, an apple core may not be part of a healthy diet for whatever finds it. You’re far better off keeping a trash receptacle in your car and never toss ANYTHING out the window.

Now You're Cooking

 

Next week I’ll make some loaves of banana bread for a church bake sale. I was thinking about what I need to have on hand (fresh buttermilk, whole nutmeg, and plenty of very ripe bananas) and it occurred to me this trick I’ve used for years might be useful for someone else. If I’m following a recipe I don’t have in my head – something I don’t make very often, or one I’ve never tried before – I suspend it from my cupboard door with a skirt hanger. I use a hanger with clips, not the kind that clamps the skirt between wooden slats. It puts the recipe at eye level, or at least closer to eye level than the counter. The recipe (in this case, the cookbook) is less likely to be splashed by energetic stirring or soiled by a messy countertop. Best of all, it takes up zero valuable counter space.

Striped Heart

 

This recipe serves six. Since there are only three of us, I cut it in half to make it last week. Although the original recipe called for serving this on top of cooked spaghetti, we had ours over baked potatoes. It was a big hit.

 

Slow Cooker Bacon Ranch Chicken

 

1 pound chicken breasts

6 slices bacon, cooked and crumbled

3 cloves garlic, crushed

1 package ranch dressing mix

1 can condensed cream of chicken soup

1 cup sour cream

1/2 teaspoon pepper

1/2 cup water

 

Coat the inside of a 4-quart slow cooker (Ours holds 2 1/2 quarts) with cooking spray. Place chicken in bottom, then dump remaining ingredients on top. Cover and cook on low for 6 hours, or on high for 3 to 4 hours. Remove and shred meat; return to cooker about half an hour before serving.

Yellow Flower

 

Over the years, I’ve abandoned a lot of my “bucket list” items. Case in point: “Climb Mount Everest” sounded like a laudable goal when I was in my teens, but now it seems ridiculous.  I’ve wanted to travel Route 66 for as long as I can remember. I’d like to see Meramec Caverns, the Oklahoma City National Memorial, the meteor crater where they filmed the end of Starman, and all the quirky roadside diners and vintage service stations in between. On Veteran’s Day this year, “The Mother Road” will celebrate her 100th Anniversary. Events, festivals, parades, car rallies and preservation projects will happen across all of the eight states through which Route 66 traveled: Illinois, Missouri, Kansas, Oklahoma, Texas, New Mexico, Arizona and California. My state isn’t included in that list. But, maybe if we scheduled our next Disneyland trip for November, we could squeeze in a visit to Barstow and Santa Monica Pier.

Four Kitty Cats

 

May 10, 1999, 35-year-old David Phillips was saw a Healthy Choice promotion offering 500 frequent flyer miles for every 10 mailed-in product barcodes. Double miles if the barcodes were mailed by May 31. David did the math. Pudding cups were the cheapest qualifying product. $2.50 of pudding was worth 1,000 miles – a value of $20. David drove all over Sacramento, clearing stores of their pudding cups. If cashier got suspicious, he told them he was preparing for Y2K. He stacked 12,150 cups all over his house. Then he realized there was no way to peel all the barcodes alone before the deadline. David called the Salvation Army and made a deal. He donated all the pudding. The Salvation Army peeled the barcodes, and David mailed them in time. Two months later, a package arrived; certificates for 1,253,000 frequent flyer miles worth $150,000. Over the next five years, David flew his entire family to 43 countries.

Seven Song Birds

 

In our old neighborhood, there was a retired couple we admired. Half the year, they lived in Utah. They spent time gardening and playing with grandkids. When winter arrived, they packed their car, loaded their dog and cat, and moved to Arizona away from ice and snow. In summer, they’d come back and sit on their porch with mint juleps, greeting passersby. Our current home has a porch, and as of this week, it has two rockers. All we need are the mint juleps.

 

Mint Juleps – Disneyland Style

 

2/3 cup water

2/3 cup sugar

1 cup mint leaves

4 cups crushed ice

3 cups lemonade

3 cups sparkling water or lemon-lime soda

Mint leaves for garnish

 

In a saucepan, combine sugar and water; stir over medium heat until the sugar dissolves. Turn off heat and add mint, crushing gently. Steep 30 minutes, then strain. Add to remaining ingredients for a pitcher of minty goodness to share.

Pinwheel Pop

 

"The Lord will continue to teach and inspire us with personal revelation and guidance." – President Dallin H. Oaks

“Christ’s Atonement changes everything. It brings literal resurrection. It can enable our return to the presence of God and the eternal uniting of families. We can heal, reconcile, abide in covenant belonging.” – Elder Gerrit W. Gong

"You can have that knowledge and confirmation by the Spirit when you study the life of our Savior, the restoration of the priesthood, and the return of the sealing keys by Elijah that unite our families for eternity." – Elder Quentin L. Cook

"The good news of the gospel of Jesus Christ is that we, each of us, can call on the grace of Jesus Christ to help us. With our baptism and confirmation, he promises us the companionship of the Holy Ghost, the messenger of his grace." – President D. Todd Christofferson

Eight Chains

 

In March, 2019, the city of Portland, Oregon planned to plant 500 red maple trees along Belmont Road. Somehow the city’s orders were misread, and the saplings were mistakenly planted on Belmont Avenue. The new trees were installed on corner lots, in parking strips and medians a few miles west of their intended home. By the time the city realized the error, residents of Belmont Avenue had added park benches in the shade and hung bird feeders from the branches. They’d even named their new trees. Portland sent crews to dig the trees up and move them to Belmont Road, but 1,400 Avenue residents petitioned the city to keep their new urban forest. When the crews arrived for removal, 47 residents were waiting with lawn chairs and thermoses. So, Portland ordered 500 more trees for Belmont Road. Today, more than seven years later, both streets boast lush deciduous canopies.

Five Gold Stars

 

Chick-fil-A took chicken salad off their menu almost four years ago. It may have been because people simply stopped buying it. Just like with their carrot/raisin/pineapple salad in 2013, there was no explanation or announcement. It just disappeared.  Luckily, just like the carrot/raisin/pineapple salad, this is easy to make at home.

 

Chick-fil-A Chicken Salad

 

1/2 cup coarsely chopped celery

3 cups chopped cooked chicken breast

2 large hard-boiled eggs, peeled and chopped

1/3 cup sweet pickle relish

1/2 cup mayo

1/8 teaspoon garlic powder

Salt and pepper to taste

 

Combine all ingredients in bowl and stir until well mixed. If you use a food processor, be careful not to overprocess, or you’ll end up with chicken salad baby food. Salad can be served on its own, or as a sandwich on buttered, toasted whole wheat bread with romaine lettuce.

Coral Flower

 

In 1945, James Baskett – a self-taught actor from Indianapolis – walked into a Disney audition hoping for a minor voice role. The moment Walt heard him speak, everything changed. Disney gave James the starring role in Song of the South, making him the first Black actor cast as the lead in a full-length Disney film. Walt called him "the best actor to be discovered in years." James brought Uncle Remus to life with warmth and intensity. The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences presented James with an Honorary Academy Award, making him the first Black man to receive an Oscar for acting. Four months later, James Baskett passed away at age forty-four. Song of the South turns 80 this year; an excellent time for a commemorative home video or streaming event. But Disney is so afraid we’ll judge an 80-year-old film by today’s standards, they’d rather hide Baskett’s accomplishments than draw attention to a movie they’re not proud of.

Three Kitty Cats

 

Earth Day was created in 1970 to raise awareness about environmental issues and inspire action. Here are some ways to celebrate:

Plant a tree or pollinator garden. Trees improve air quality, combat climate change, and provide habitats for wildlife. Gardens support bees, butterflies and hummingbirds.

Reduce waste. Repair clothes instead of replacing them. Recycle glass and plastic. Avoid single-use plastics. Create a compost pile.

Conserve water. Turn off the faucet while brushing your teeth. Shorten your showers. Consider drip irrigation.

Reduce your carbon footprint. Lower your room temperature in winter and raise it in summer. Consider adding more insulation or replacing old windows and doors.

Give your car a rest. Plan errands so you drive less. Walk, bike or use public transportation when you can. See if working from home is an option.

Make your yard wildlife-friendly. Install a bird feeder, bird bath, bat house or insect hotel. Build them from recycled materials where possible.

Quilted Bowl Cozy

 

Herbert Needleman was a pediatrician in the late 50’s. He frequently treated children with lead poisoning. He noticed kids who survived never quite recovered. They were slower, quieter, and struggled more in school. At the time, the medical establishment decreed if you made it through the acute phase, you were cured. Dr. Needleman wasn’t so sure. What if lead never really left the bodies of its victims? Blood tests couldn’t show long-term exposure. Bone biopsies would, but what parent would consent to that kind of research? In the late 60’s, Dr. Needleman recruited Massachusetts school teachers to collect lost baby teeth for study. Dr. Needleman tested thousands of them. He found the kids with the highest exposure had the lowest test scores. Lead was slowly robbing them of their minds. Today, thanks to Dr. Needleman, we no longer have lead paint on our walls, lead pipes carrying our water, or lead in our gasoline. And we’re all better off.

Plus One

 

"I wonder if we fully appreciate the enormous significance of our belief in a literal, universal resurrection. The conviction that death is not the conclusion of our identity changes the whole perspective of our mortal life" – President Dallin H. Oaks

“Not all matters are of equal value and maintaining an eternal perspective helps us prioritize the things that are of greatest value.” – Elder Dale G. Renlund

“Families with such a precious member know what a privilege it is to be blessed with one with special needs. Associating with Paxton, our whole family gained an increased, deep, and abiding trust in the Lord.” – Elder Ronald A. Rasband

“The scriptures teach us not only who Jesus was but who He is. Because of what happened on that Sunday morning, we can speak of Jesus Christ in the present tense. He lives. Today. At this moment.” – President Dieter F. Uchtdorf

Six Chains

 

Webcams have been around for over three decades. The first was installed at Cambridge University Computer Lab, so researchers would know when to refill their shared coffee pot. Today, there are far more interesting webcams out there. All you need is Internet access and a bit of time on your hands. My favorite is in Whitby. I could sit for hours and watch the tide come and go beneath 199 steps to Whitby Abbey. Another fun webcam is mounted on the International Space Station. From there, you can see sunrises and sunsets every 45 minutes. There’s another on Abbey Road, so you can find out who’s using the famous zebra crossing right now. Norway mounts webcams on the front of their trains. I can’t imagine a better way to view Norwegian landscapes. There are several at the San Diego Zoo. You can observe 11 different species there, including tigers, elephants and pandas. Next best thing to being there!

Four Gold Stars

 

Slow Cooker French Toast Casserole

 

1 loaf stale bread, cut into 1-inch cubes (When using whole wheat, I omit crusts)

6 large eggs

2 cups milk

1/3 cup maple syrup (Not “pancake syrup”)

1 tablespoon vanilla

1/4 teaspoon salt

2 teaspoons cinnamon, divided

1/4 teaspoon fresh ground nutmeg

1/2 cup chopped pecans (I’ve also used walnuts)

1/2 cup brown sugar

1/4 cup butter, cut into small piece

 

Coat slow cooker pot with cooking spray. Arrange bread cubes and nuts in pot. Whisk together eggs, milk, syrup, vanilla, salt, 1 teaspoon cinnamon and nutmeg. Pour custard mixture over bread. Gently fold to coat. Let soak an hour or two. (My slow cooker has a removable insert, so I cover it and stick it in the fridge.) In a small bowl, stir together brown sugar and remaining cinnamon. Cut in butter. Sprinkle butter mixture over custard. Cover and cook on low 4 hours. Serves 6 to 8.

Hoppy to Meet You

 

This week I read a story about a 24-hour laundromat on Delancy Street in New York City. The owner, Bea Kowalski, said the establishment was oddly warm, even at 3:00 in the morning, when none of the machines were running. She never knew why until a short time ago, when she had repairmen in to fix a few of the dryers. The men pulled off the back panel of dryer #9 and discovered thirty-one cottontail rabbits living in the exhaust ductwork. They’d built tunnels connecting all fourteen industrial-sized dryers, and had been happily living there at least two years. Animal control officials relocated the rabbits to a wildlife sanctuary in Dutchess County, about eighty miles away. Bea reports her laundromat feels chillier without the squatting bunnies. I tried to share this story with my piano students, but none of them had ever seen a laundromat, or a dryer big enough for thirty-one rabbits.

Two Kitty Cats

It’s no secret today is the day your 2025 income taxes are due. Hopefully, you filed some time ago and didn’t wait until the last minute. If you file early and there’s a refund, you’ll get it sooner. If you’ve made a mistake, you get extra time to correct it before the deadline. And filing earlier gives bad guys less of a chance to steal your identity and file in your name. Today’s also Rubber Eraser Day. We all make mistakes. It’s nice they don’t all have to be permanent. April 15 is Take a Wild Guess Day; a day to throw caution to the wind and go with your instincts. It’s also Titanic Remembrance Day. The ill-fated ship hit an iceberg at 11:40 p.m. April 14, 1912. But it didn’t sink for two hours, so today’s the 114th anniversary – a good day to debate if there was room on the door for Jack.

Nature's Landscape

 

Judy-Lynn del Rey was born in 1943 with achondroplastic dwarfism – meaning she had a normal-sized torso and small limbs. She spent her teens haunting libraries, especially the fantasy and sci-fi sections. In her early 20’s, she became an office assistant at Galaxy Science Fiction. She quickly worked her way up to associate editor, and then was hired by Ballantine Books. One of her first moves was to dump John Norman’s Gor series (She was right. They’re awful.) She published the Star Wars novel before the movie came out. That same year, Judy-Lynn launched Del Rey Books. She published Terry Brooks’ Sword of Shannara, promoted William Goldman’s The Princess Bride, and introduced the world to Anne McCaffrey's White Dragon. Arthur C. Clarke called her the most brilliant editor he’d ever encountered. Next time you read fantasy or watch a Star Wars film, or quote Princess Bride, you’re living in a world she helped to build.

Center Pieces

 

“Abiding in Christ isn’t an occasional, casual act. It’s a constant, conscious and sacred choice. It is allowing His holy teachings to abide in us, elevating our thoughts and governing our words in every setting, purifying and consecrating our actions unto Him.” – Elder Ulisses Soares

"To the Savior, we’re never lost in the crowd. He knows how to reach us — through a hymn, a smile, a kind word, and sometimes through people we least expect. – Elder Clement M. Matswagothata

“Discipleship was never meant to be a comfortable circle of familiar friends focused on their own interests. Rather, our congregations are a beautiful mosaic — enriched by diverse backgrounds, cultures and experiences.” – Elder Gérald Caussé

“I wonder what it’s like for a loving Heavenly Father to send His most precious belongings, His children, away from their heavenly home, knowing they must pass through challenges of mortality. I suppose His comfort is knowing they do not travel alone.” – Elder Gary E. Stevenson

Five Chains

 

Last night we watched the crew of the Artemis II return to earth after eleven days in space. It was a lot like watching paint dry, which is exactly how I remember the Apollo moon missions some 50 or 60 years ago. That’s kind of how NASA rolls. If absolutely nothing has happened for two hours or more, things are going well. If things go badly, they go badly pretty fast. Just like with the Apollo missions, I’m obsessing about the onboard menu. Only this time, it isn’t Tang and Space Food Sticks. The crew of the Artemis II enjoyed BBQ beef brisket, mac & cheese, and broccoli au gratin. Because stored water still tastes stale, they had several add-water-and-stir beverage options. They ate lots of tortillas, because other breads leave crumbs floating around. The crew tasted and approved all the dishes before they left, which is probably another big improvement over the Apollo fare.

Gold Star

 

Odd facts to keep you up at night:

In spite of its name, the strawberry isn’t a true berry. Neither is the raspberry or blackberry. On the other hand, the banana is scientifically a berry. So are oranges, eggplants and grapes.

The moon is slowly moving away from the earth, at just under four centimeters per year. Coincidentally, that’s roughly how fast your fingernails grow.

Froot Loops come in different colors, but only one flavor. It’s a combination of orange, lemon, cherry, raspberry, apple, blueberry and lime that’s called tutti frutti (meaning all fruits). If they taste different to you, your eyes are fooling your tongue.

Flamingo legs look like their knees are bending backwards. But what look like knees to us are actually their ankles. Flamingos’ knees are tucked up under their bellies.

Octopuses have three hearts. One heart circulates blood around the body, while the other two pump it past the gills, to pick up oxygen.

Pink Bunny

 

Chances are, somewhere on your car’s dashboard, there’s a little icon that looks like a gas pump with an arrow. The arrow either points to the right or the left, showing which side of your car should be nearest the gas pump when you go to refill your tank. The guy you should thank for this: James Moylan. James was an engineer working for Ford Motor Company in the 80’s. He came up with the idea after a frustrating experience at a gas station. He realized lots of people – especially those in borrowed or rented vehicles – have to guess which side the gas cap is on when they pull up to the station. If they guess wrong, they inconvenience everyone to reposition. The 1989 Ford Escort and Mercury Tracer were among the first cars to feature the helpful little icon. Today, gas tank indicators are standard in nearly every new car worldwide.

Snail's Trail

 

In 1846, an explorer collected a desert snail in Egypt and sent it back to London for the museum's collection. Presumed to be just an empty shell, it was mounted on a piece of cardboard for exhibition. It sat there, apparently lifeless, until 1850. One day, a curator named William Baird noticed something odd. There was a bit of moisture on the cardboard near the snail's shell, suggesting it might not be dead after all. Baird carefully removed the snail from the card and placed it in a bowl with a little warm water. To the astonishment of the museum staff, the snail slowly emerged from its shell. It had survived the entire time without food or water in a state of deep torpor. The snail was given a new home in a glass jar and became a minor celebrity. It lived for another two years on a diet of fresh cabbage leaves.

Thirty-Five ABC Blocks

 

Our daffodils bloomed early this year. They were lovely in late February, but they’re long gone now. The tulips we bought three years ago have been fruitful and multiplied, and they’re putting on a really impressive show. That’s surprising, because I know squirrels LOVE to munch on tulip bulbs, and we have so many hungry squirrels. The tulips may have survived because we planted them side by side with flowers the squirrels don’t like. Daffodils have lycorine, a toxin that squirrels tend to avoid. Allium – those tall flowers that look like balls on sticks – aren’t toxic, but they have a bitter taste and pungent aroma that squirrels dislike. Other flowers that drive away squirrels are hyacinth, anemone, Dutch iris, star of Bethlehem, lily of the valley, winter aconite, grape hyacinth, snowdrop, Siberian squill, glory-of-the-snow and fritillaria. I'm told onion and garlic will keep the squirrels away, too. It's worth trying.

A New Turning Point

 

“In moments of pain, loneliness, or confusion, we know that our Heavenly Father and His Beloved Son are aware of our circumstances and that They yearn to bless us.” – President Henry B. Eyring

"From the beginning of time God has taught his children to put him first in their lives. Jesus Christ is the perfect example of how to put God first in our lives.” – Elder Jorge T. Becerra 

“In a spiritual context, enduring is far more than merely persevering tenaciously to complete demanding duties or challenges.” – Elder David A. Bednar

“When we minister, we are helping to answer each other’s prayers. We are the Savior’s hands.” – Kristin M. Yee

"It isn't really where we serve, but how, that matters to the Lord. He needs you, and He needs me. Life is better, everything is better, when we are about His business.” – Elder Patrick Kearon

Four Chain Blocks

 

Cherry Pie Bars

 

3 cups flour

1 tablespoon sugar

1 teaspoon salt

1 cup cold butter, cubed

1 egg

1/2 cup cold water

1 tablespoon vinegar

6 cups pitted cherries

1 cup sugar

1/4 cup cornstarch

1 tablespoon lemon juice

1 teaspoon vanilla extract

 

In a large bowl, sift together flour, sugar and salt. Cut in butter until it resembles small peas. In a smaller bowl, whisk together egg, water and vinegar. Combine with flour mixture until dough forms. Divide dough in half, flatten into discs, wrap and chill 30 minutes. Meanwhile, combine remaining ingredients in a saucepan. Cook over medium heat until thickened, about 10 to 12 minutes. Cool. Roll out half the dough to line bottom of 9x13” baking dish. Spread cherry filling over bottom crust. Roll out remaining dough and place over filling. Seal edges and cut some slits to release steam. Bake at 375F for 45 minutes. Cool before cutting into bars.

Forty-Nine Flags

 

I read Robert Louis Stevenson’s Treasure Island in my early teens. It left me with a burning desire to become a pirate. I knew this career might mean I’d end up with an eye patch, a peg leg or a hook. But those were small concerns compared with the promise of treasure and the lure of the open sea. Alas, my buccaneer dreams never saw fruition. Maybe I was just born too early. Since the fall of 2011, the Massachusetts Institute of Technology has offered a pirate certificate for undergraduate students who complete specific physical education courses, including archery, fencing, pistol shooting, and sailing. MIT is quick to point out the certificate is not a stand-alone credential and does not grant license to engage in piracy or related activities. The pirate program has a waitlist, but well over 300 students and alumni are already proud recipients. Matt Damon received an honorary certificate after the movie, The Martian.

Spring Checkerboard

 

If you’ve read Cheaper by the Dozen, or seen the 1950 movie, you know about Frank Gilbreth. But you don’t know Lillian’s story. Lillian and Frank were married in 1904. Together, they raised a dozen children. They also pioneered a field that is now known as industrial and organizational psychology. They studied how people do things in the workplace, and formulated ways to make work more effective. Frank’s focus was on mechanics; Lillian’s was on people: fatigue, error and human behavior. Frank died of a heart attack in 1924, leaving Lillian to support twelve children. Their clientele, assuming Frank was the brains of the operation, disappeared. So, Lillian turned her attention to productivity in the home. Lillian interviewed thousands of housewives to understand their needs. She invented the foot-pedal trash can. She rearranged refrigerator shelving to make it more ergonomically efficient. She designed the “kitchen work triangle” – stove, sink and fridge – still used in homes today.

Sparrow Block

 

Perks of being over fifty:

Kidnappers aren’t generally interested in you.

In a hostage situation, you’re likely to be the first one released.

No one expects you to run anywhere.

You no longer see speed limit signs as challenges.

If people call you after 8:00 p.m., they ask, “Did I wake you?”

People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.

There’s probably nothing left to learn the hard way.

The things you buy now will probably not have time to wear out.

You can eat your supper at 4:30 p.m., and no one questions it.

Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the National Weather Service.

Your secrets are safe with your friends, because they can’t remember them either.

Garden Charm

 

“A testimony is not given for temporary use. This gift from our loving Heavenly Father is meant to be eternal because the giver is eternal. A testimony should not have an expiration date. It should not weaken or diminish because something in my life has changed or something in the world has changed. It should get stronger because, like the servant’s talents in the parable of the talents, my testimony is a gift to be multiplied—not buried. Looking back on the difficult days of testing and persecution I went through as a child has helped me get to the place where I now know for myself. I not only believe, hope, or trust, even though these are significant particles of faith on the pathway to a sure witness. I commend you for making your own way by asking questions, studying, praying, fasting, and pondering. Please don’t stop. It is worth every effort to pursue this path to testimony.” – Elder Kevin G. Brown

Chain Block

 

Today’s story is about an interesting woman – Oberon Sinclair. Until I discovered her, I’d only known Oberon as king of the fairies in Midsummer Night’s Dream, the last name of the actress who starred in the REAL Wuthering Heights, and Uranus’ outermost moon. Oberon Sinclair is a publicist. Apparently, one morning in 2011 she woke up and said, “I think I’ll get everyone to eat kale.” Until she did, I don’t think anyone ate kale. Ever. Remember when Pizza Hut was a dine-in restaurant with a salad bar? Kale was the decorative green cardboard stuff they crammed between the ice and the actual food. Ms. Sinclair invented the non-existent “American Kale Association.” Now suddenly it’s posh to nosh kale. It went from an inedible weed to a luxury superfood. People whip it up in smoothies. They bake crispy kale chips. They sneak kale into salads, muffins, and omelets. Amazing what the right PR campaign can do.

Thirty-Six Flags

 

The game of backgammon has been around for nearly 5000 years. It’s one of the world’s oldest games, and is believed to have originated in Mesopotamia. During the 16th century, the Catholic church banned the game, which instantly made it much more popular. People played in secret, and made foldable boards that could hide in plain sight. The name of the game may refer to the fact checkers can be “sent back,” or it may come from some very old words meaning, “game on a table.” The twenty-four points on the backgammon board represent twenty-four hours in a day, while thirty checkers (fifteen for each player) represent the thirty days of the month. Famous people who’ve loved playing backgammon include Lucille Ball, Omar Sharif, Hugh Hefner, Taylor Swift, Leo DiCaprio, Kiera Knightley, Chris Rock, and Toby MacGuire. I learned to play while I was still in my teens, and seldom go twenty-four hours without a game.

Kitty Cat

 

Quilt Etc. in Sandy did a block-of-the-month class the first Saturday every month. They started in 2003, but I didn’t join until the following year. I made every block, even while we lived overseas. I’d still be at it, if COVID hadn’t killed it in 2020. I was happy to find the Riley Blake Designs Block Challenge in 2001. There were free downloadable patterns for 16 blocks per year, all of them ten inches finished. There was a pattern for completing each sixteen-block quilt, but I was usually happier to design my own settings. The sampler quilts I made over the past five years were beautiful. The block challenge didn’t quite replace Quilt Etc.’s monthly classes, but almost. Until this year. I’ve been unhappy with all the blocks in the 2026 challenge. They’re uninspired and uninspiring. They’re unnecessarily busy, and the colors bicker with each other. They lack elegance, and I don’t know how to fix this.

Center Pieces

 

“How do we become and help one another become devoted disciples of Jesus Christ? We minister to the one. Ministering in the Savior’s way involves compassion, kindness, patience, and love without judgment. As we minister to the one, we invite the one to come unto Christ and to worship in the house of the Lord to receive of His redeeming power. In other words, we help one another become devoted disciples as we minister to the one in ways that lead to the house of the Lord. We learn from Jesus Christ the power of ministering to the one with love and without judgment. You remember the Samaritan woman at the well. This woman may have felt unimportant, alone, discouraged, and unseen. She may have felt she did not belong. Yet she was one of the first to whom Jesus Christ declared He was the Messiah. To Him, this woman was a daughter of God.” – Elder Peter M. Johnson

Eight Dancing Stars Plus One

 

The third Saturday of March is National Quilting Day. This year, it’s today: Saturday March 21. National Quilting Day is set aside to appreciate quilters, their skills, and the art of quilting. The holiday was the brainchild in 1992 of the National Quilting Association. Before it became known as National Quilting Day, it was called “Quilter’s Day Out,” founded by the Kentucky Quilting Association. Although it’s called “National,” this is really a global event, involving workshops, trunk shows, and the sharing of stories behind generations of handmade quilts. You can celebrate by visiting a quilting museum, or any museum where quilts are on display. You can share photos and stories of the quilts handed down in your own family with younger family members or on social media. You can sign up for a quilting class, air out the quilts in your cupboard, or rotate the quilts in your home. Or simply spend the day sewing. I won’t judge.

Twenty-Five Rail Fence Blocks

 

Ten Scientifically Proven Ways to Make Yourself Happier:

Spend money on other people. The happiest people are givers.

Try something new; a new route, a new hobby, a new passion. Shake things up.

Expose yourself to more blue. The color blue boosts confidence and cuts stress.

Stop defending your point of view. Even if you convince the other guy (and you won't) it won’t make you happy.

Go to church. People who attend regularly are more contented and more stable.

Sleep at least six hours at night.

Slash your commute to 20 minutes. Find a job near home or a house nearer work.

Make sure you can count at least 10 friends. Real friends, not just the facebook variety.

Fake it until you make it. Smile. It really will make you feel better.

Find yourself a romantic relationship. If you’re already in a relationship, simply add more romance. – from Meredith Galante of Business Insider

Yellow Bloom

 Brown Butter Banana Bread Cookies

 

1/2 cup butter

3/4 cup mashed ripe banana

1/2 cup brown sugar

1/4 cup white sugar

1 egg

1 teaspoon vanilla

1 3/4 cups flour

1/2 teaspoon baking soda

1/2 teaspoon salt

1 cup chocolate chips

 

Place butter in a saucepan over medium heat. Cook until butter melts and turns golden brown. Pour into bowl and let cool 10 minutes. Stir in banana and sugars. Mix in egg and vanilla. Add flour, baking soda, and salt. Stir until just combined. Fold in chocolate chips. Scoop dough onto a lined baking sheet. Bake at 350F 10 to 12 minutes until edges are golden. Cool on pan a few minutes before moving to baking rack.

Four Cake Stands

 

Oddly specific life tips:

Live east of your job. Driving into the sun both ways will mean you start and end your day with a headache.

Befriend security, housekeeping, maintenance and IT techs. Find those who serve and learn to serve them back.

If you can read a recipe, you can cook. Find recipes you like and cook them. Eat out as little as possible.

Develop the habit of reading every day: fiction, nonfiction, poetry, plays, everything.

Remember you’re your oldest, truest friend. Don’t miss out on things because you have no one to do them with. Get comfortable attending movies alone, dining alone, traveling alone.

If it won’t matter in five years, don’t dwell on it more than five minutes.

Show up for parents with a new baby, people dealing with illness, people mourning a loved one. Bonus points if you bring a homemade meal. If there’s a funeral, try to attend.

Green Bow Tie

 

I haven’t had a professional manicure in over a decade. I was never a regular customer; I’d go in from time to time if I needed a morale boost or wanted to look particularly nice. But the last time I had a mani-pedi, the salon’s proprietor used a razor to remove a callous on my heel, and it bled for three days. Maybe someday I’ll have the guts to go back. Meanwhile, I manage well enough on my own. I have all the tools I need: a decent set of nail clippers, a nail file, a buffer, cuticle oil, and an orange cuticle stick. I don’t generally wear nail polish, and I keep my nails very trim. With all the things I use my hands to do, long nails and nail polish would just be a nuisance. I even make my own exfoliant scrub: half a cup of sugar (white or brown), three tablespoons of olive oil, and two tablespoons of honey.

Turning Point

 

“God commanded Jonah to go to Nineveh to declare repentance. Jonah promptly heads the exact opposite direction. As he sails away from his calling, a ship-wrecking storm develops. Certain his disobedience is the cause, Jonah volunteers to be thrown overboard. This calms the raging sea, saving his shipmates. Miraculously, Jonah escapes death when a great fish swallows him. He languishes in that dark, putrid place three days, until he’s spit out on dry ground. He then accepts his call to Nineveh. Yet, when the city repents and is spared destruction, Jonah resents the mercy shown his enemies. God patiently teaches Jonah He loves and seeks to rescue all His children. Jonah provides a vivid testimony: in mortality, all are fallen. Here on earth, weeds grow, strong bones break, and all come short of the glory of God. But this mortal condition is essential to the very reason we exist: that we might have joy!” – Elder Matthew S. Holland

Six Dancing Stars

 

Ian Fleming described his James Bond as a tall man, and most of the actors who’ve played the fictional agent fit that description. Sean Connery, David Niven, George Lazenby, and Pierce Brosnan were all six feet and two inches. Roger Moore was half an inch shorter. David Niven was 5’ 11” and Daniel Craig is five foot ten. When “You Only Live Twice” was filmed, Toyota produced two custom-built 2000GT Roadster convertibles, because without the open top, Sean Connery couldn’t fit in the hard-topped version. At least one of these two cars is in someone’s private collection. If you want a chance to see it, it will be on display later this month at the Peterson Automotive Museum in L.A. Incidentally, most famous non-Bond creation was about a racecar with a life of its own: Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. And the fellow who wrote the screenplay for “You Only Live Twice” was children’s author Roald Dahl.