Saturday, 31 December 2011

Tah-Dah!

It’s amazing what you can do when you put your mind to it. A year ago my plan to piece a different quilt block every day and to post it in my blog seemed more than a little mad, even to me. It’s been quite an adventure. I’ve produced and posted more than 300 blocks in the past 365 days. Dozens have already been sewn into quilt tops and are waiting to be quilted. Dozens more have been given to friends on two continents. I still have several dozens left; enough to keep me busy for at least another year. I’ve been asked if I intend to continue my daily blocks. While there are still hundreds of block designs I haven’t done, I have other places to spend my time and my energy this coming year. I’ll still post pictures here from time to time. Instead of individual blocks, I think I’ll show you whole quilt tops and finished quilts. I hope you have a happy new year!

Friday, 30 December 2011

Courthouse Steps

Here are a few of my favorite imponderables: If you forget to pay your exorcist, will you get repossessed? Why is there an expiration date on sour cream? If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do they get the Teflon to stick to the pan? Why do we put suits in a garment bag and garments in a suitcase? If you ate pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry? Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? What happens when you get scared half to death...twice? All airplanes come equipped with an indestructible black box. Why don’t they make the whole plane that way? How come the numbers on a calculator keypad and a telephone keypad are arranged differently? Why is it that when you send something by truck it’s called a shipment, but when you send it by ship you call it cargo? And if ignorance is really bliss, why aren’t more people happy?

Thursday, 29 December 2011

Hope of Hartford

Sausage and Onion Pepper Pot

2 pounds Italian sweet sausages
3 tablespoons olive oil
1 1/2 teaspoons fennel seed
1 mild chile pepper, thinly sliced
3 bell peppers, cored and thinly sliced
2 large onions, thinly sliced
4 cloves minced garlic
2 cups chicken or beef broth
1 (15-ounce) can Paul Newman Sockarooni Sauce
Fresh parsley, finely chopped

Place the sausages in a Dutch oven and add 1" water and 1 tablespoon olive oil. Bring to a boil, then reduce heat and allow water to simmer away. Remove the sausages to a plate. Add remaining oil to pan. Over medium-high heat stir in fennel seed, then add in the peppers, onions, and garlic. Season with salt and pepper and cook 15 minutes to soften. Add broth, tomato sauce and parsley. Slice sausages and add to the pot. Serve with hot French bread. Serves 4 hungry people.

Wednesday, 28 December 2011

Union Square

John and I were married in Washington D.C. LDS temple thirty-three years ago today. We chose the time and place so family and friends in the east could share the day, and so we could squeeze our wedding into the break between semesters at BYU. If I could do it again, I’d have chosen the Salt Lake temple. The trip ended up costing much more than we’d imagined, especially when John’s Mustang blew a piston coming home. I’ve often wished I’d picked any day other than the midpoint between Christmas and New Year’s. It’s a romantic time for a wedding but a stupid time for an anniversary. We never seem to have any money or energy left to celebrate by this time of year. Occasionally we try to dine out but it’s usually a mistake. We spend more time waiting for a table than sharing it. The one thing I wouldn’t change is my groom. Happy Anniversary, John!

Tuesday, 27 December 2011

Indian Mats

When Mormons first settled Panguitch, Utah in 1864, they found it rough going. The snows came early that year, before their crops were ripe. By midwinter things became desperate. Seven men set out for nearby Parowan to bring back food to help them survive until spring. They didn’t get far before their wagon became hopelessly mired in deep snow. They had no better luck on foot. The men decided prayer was their only recourse. They unrolled their bedding - quilts their wives had made - and knelt down. When they finished praying they realized the quilts had kept them from sinking into the snow. They made it to Parowan and back with the much-needed food by placing quilts over the snow as they went. Every summer Panguitch celebrates the “Miracle of the Quilts” with a quilt walk festival. Visiting this festival is one of many things I’m looking forward to in 2012.

Monday, 26 December 2011

Jewel Box

If you think yesterday was the twelfth day of Christmas, think again. The twelve days of Christmas begin Christmas Day and end on the Epiphany. So today is the second day, the day of the two turtle doves. It’s also Boxing Day and Saint Stephen’s Day, a day to tip tradesmen and to give to the poor. As the story goes, Good King Wenceslas was watching as night began to fall at the close of St. Stephen’s Day, and saw a poor man gathering sticks for fuel at the edge of the forest. Overtaken by compassion, Wenceslas and a page set forth with food and firewood to give to the poor man. The cold and the snow are almost enough to make the page turn back, but he found if he walked in his master’s footsteps his feet stayed warm and dry. As the last verse of the carol claims, “Ye who now will bless the poor shall yourselves find blessing.”

Saturday, 24 December 2011

December

On December 24th 1818, the curate of a parish in Obendorf, Salzburg, Austria, Father Joseph Mohr, gave a poem to a friend of his, Franz Xaver Gruber. Gruber was the choir master and also the organist in Joseph Mohr’s church, the Church of St. Nikolaus . He asked Mr. Gruber if he would write music for his poem, that he might write it for two male voices and guitar accompaniment. The church’s organ was broken and the curate desperately wanted music to be a part of their Christmas service. (On a side note, Mohr had written the poem two years earlier, but didn’t ask for Gruber’s help until the day before he wanted it to be performed. So typical.) Mr. Gruber wrote the melody to a song which has become the most beloved of all Christmas carols, Stille Nacht; in English, Silent Night. Schlafe in himmlischer Ruh! Sleep in Heavenly Peace.

Friday, 23 December 2011

Turkey in the Straw

First, let me explain that I was never a Seinfeld fan. It bothered me that the show seemed to promote selfishness and unbelief. More than just a show about nothing, it was a show that taught life was nothing. It frightened me to think that it was so insanely popular with teenagers, the very people at risk for suicide and other self-destructive acts. Having said that, I will admit that Seinfeld has provided some very funny moments. Seinfeld gave us regifting, the soup Nazi, and Festivus, the holiday for “the rest of us.” I guess atheists, agnostics, and anarchists might feel a little lonely around this time of year. So it’s only natural they should want their own holiday. Hey, I made room for Leave Zucchini on Your Neighbor’s Porch Day and International Talk Like a Pirate Day. How could I leave out Festivus?

Thursday, 22 December 2011

Crown of Thorns

Date Nut Bread

1 cup chopped dates
1 cup chopped walnuts
1 1/2 teaspoons baking soda
1/2 teaspoon salt
3 tablespoons butter-flavored Crisco
3/4 cup boiling water
2 eggs
3/4 cup sugar
1/2 cup whole wheat flour
1 cup white flour

Preheat the oven to 350. Butter and flour an 8 1/2 x 4 1/2" loaf pan. Put the dates, walnuts, baking soda, salt and shortening in a bowl. Pour the boiling water over and stir. Let the mixture stand for 15 minutes. Using a fork, beat the eggs and sugar together in a bowl. Add the flours and stir; the batter will be stiff. Add the date mixture and mix until well blended. Spoon into the loaf pan and bake 40 to 50 minutes. Do not over bake. After a few minutes slide a knife around the edges of the pan and turn onto a rack to cool completely.

Wednesday, 21 December 2011

Snowballs

Everyone told Walt Disney it was a mistake. Until December 21 1937, cartoons were short clips that ran before the real film, while everyone was grabbing popcorn and getting seated. Even his wife Lillian said, “No one’s ever gonna pay a dime to see a dwarf picture.” But Walt knew better. He put everything he had into Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs; the first American animated feature film. Snow White was re-released in 1944 to help raise money for a studio hurt by WWII. It was released again every seven to ten years afterwards. I believe I saw it first at age eight. In one scene the Wicked Queen descended to her dungeon and laughed at the corpse of a man she’d tortured to death; he’d obviously died slowly of thirst with a pitcher of water just barely out of reach. She scared me half out of my wits. She still does.

Tuesday, 20 December 2011

Girl Next Door

Today is Go Caroling Day. It’s a terrific day to grab a few friends and sing on doorsteps. Caroling is a simple tradition, but a little planning can go a long way toward ensuring a happy outcome. 1) Dress warmly. There’s no such thing as bad weather; only inappropriate clothing. Don’t forget sturdy boots for icy/snowy walks. Wear something bright, so motorists can see you. 2) Keep the music simple. Choose songs that are easy to sing and that everyone knows. Jingle Bells, Silent Night and We Wish You a Merry Christmas are good choices. Don’t attempt We Three Kings or The Coventry Carol unless you’re a professional. 3) If you’re not keen on slogging through the snow, check to see if a local nursing home would like to be serenaded. 4) The most important detail: have plenty of hot chocolate, marshmallows and gingerbread men to warm up with when you’re done!

Monday, 19 December 2011

Cross and Chains

Charles Dickens’ A Christmas Carol is 168 years old this month. Heather owns every version of the movie she could get her hands on. She plays them all year and can repeat every line. My favorite quote from the original text is this: “The air was filled with phantoms, wandering hither and thither in restless haste and moaning as they went. Every one of them wore chains like Marley’s Ghost. Many had been personally known to Scrooge in their lives. He had been quite familiar with one old ghost in a white waistcoat, with a monstrous iron safe attached to its ankle, who cried piteously at being unable to assist a wretched woman with an infant whom it saw below upon a door-step. The misery with them all was clearly that they sought to interfere for good in human matters, and had lost the power for ever.”

Saturday, 17 December 2011

Teddy Bear

Many years ago I bought an advent puzzle at a Hallmark store. It had twenty-four numbered pieces of painted wood, each in a small numbered cardboard box. Beginning on the first of December, we would open one box a day, slowly assembling the puzzle as we went. The first piece was the red base of a Christmas tree and the last was the yellow star at the very top. The seventeenth piece was brown and shaped like a teddy bear. Not long after I bought the puzzle I decided that this day, a week before Christmas eve, was a great day to declare independence from the madness of Christmas. As of this day, any cards not sent will simply not be sent. Any decorations not hung will not be hung. Any gifts not wrapped will stay that way. This last week before Christmas is for relaxing and enjoying the season with my family. End of story.

Friday, 16 December 2011

Garden of Eden

The first time we visited the Animal Kingdom at Walt Disney World, we weren’t expecting much. We usually go to theme parks for rides, especially roller coasters. At the time they were still building Expedition Everest, and the rides that were running weren’t that impressive. But it IS a Disney theme park. That means there’s a lot of attention to detail. The more you look, the more you’ll see. The Tree of Life is cool seen from a distance, but absolutely mind-blowing at close range. We saw more wild animals on the Kilimanjaro Safari than I would have thought possible. But the one thing I’ll never forget is the floor of a small handicapped bathroom near the Flame Tree Barbecue. It was a mosaic that depicted frogs catching butterflies. Someone went to a lot of work to decorate a spot that only disabled people and their caregivers will ever see. I’m touched.

Thursday, 15 December 2011

Wishing Ring

I know the layout of Disneyland like the back of my hand. I can get around most of the other Disney parks I’ve visited, with one exception. For some reason Hollywood Studios stumps me. On our first visit there, we wandered about during the daylight hours, periodically checking our map to see where we were and where we wanted to go next. Around sunset we bought some souvenir beach towels. I told the rest of my party I’d take the towels to the front desk. (If you stay at a Disney resort, they’ll deliver purchases straight to your room.) Then I’d meet them near the Tower of Terror and the Rock ‘n Roller Coaster. I had no trouble dropping off the towels, but when I headed back I got hopelessly lost. No matter which way I turned I kept ending up at the big sorcerer’s hat in the middle of the park. I suspected that like the stairs in Hogwart’s, the footpaths were moving about.

Wednesday, 14 December 2011

Aunt Dinah

In the early 90's I honestly thought reading was a dying art. Each year my students were less and less interested in books. The only things that got their attention were movies and video games. But in 1997 they started telling me about this amazing story; an orphan with a lightning bolt scar on his forehead. An ordinary boy discovers he can make magic. And he DID make magic. Almost overnight he transformed kids who hated to read into kids who couldn’t wait for their next book. I searched the library, but every copy was checked out. I bought Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone and read it the same day. Then I read it aloud to my kids. When we moved to England and were only allowed to bring one small box of books, every single volume of Harry Potter made the cut.

Tuesday, 13 December 2011

King's Crown

My daughter Heather has to have her blood tested at least once a year to monitor a thyroid condition. When she was very small, we imagined that eventually she’d learn to relax and tolerate the procedure. It hasn’t happened that way. Instead, we’ve learned to distract her by talking about our next Disney trip. Heather’s veins like to play hide-and-seek, so what should be a simple thing can become a long and painful ordeal. The only thing that gets her through it is the thought of her favorite rides. Most of these are in Fantasyland in Disneyland, and in the Magic Kingdom at Walt Disney World: the Mad Tea Party (which she always calls “the teacups), It’s a Small World, Dumbo the Flying Elephant, Snow White’s Scary Adventure, King Arthur’s Carousel (in Florida the carousel belongs to Cinderella’s Prince), and her dad’s favorite: Peter Pan’s Flight.

Monday, 12 December 2011

Sky Rockets

We have three reasons for wanting to revisit the Epcot Center. The first that comes to mind is the food. There are nearly thirty amazing restaurants in the park, offering German, French, Mexican, Moroccan, Japanese, Chinese and Italian food. There’s even a traditional English pub where you can order fish and chips (the mushy peas are extra). Epcot doesn’t have many rides, but we’re looking forward to Mission: Space. An exciting ride that simulates a trip to Mars, it’s attractive enough to pull us away from the World Pavilion restaurants. But we’re also going because it was sponsored by Hewlett-Packard. Employees and their guests have access to a private VIP retreat called the Red Planet Room where they can chill before the ride. The third reason? At Epcot’s huge aquarium, they offer a scuba experience called DiveQuest. Our son and daughter-in-law were recently scuba-certified. Wouldn’t it be something to watch them swim with the fishes?

Saturday, 10 December 2011

Trip Around the World

Shortly after we moved from California to New York, my family took a trip to Florida. It seems to me we rode a bus there so real estate agents could convince my parents to buy swamp land. I do remember there were bingo games on the bus, and my little sister kept winning. After she’d won a few prizes, Daddy got embarrassed and stopped announcing it when she’d get another bingo. I think it rained most of the time we were there; not the kind of rain they have in New York or Utah or even California. It wasn’t the least bit refreshing, like stepping into a warm shower with all your clothes on. At one point one of the agents directed our attention through the windows of the bus. “That’s where they’re building the new Disneyland park,” she said. I looked, but all I could see was wet cows and soggy citrus trees. I sure wouldn’t mind owning property there now.

Friday, 9 December 2011

Card Trick

Welcome to Christmas Card Day. I’ve been writing and sending Christmas cards since 1977. I even publish an annual Christmas brag letter. You know, the kind that says, “Joe Jr. loves his new campus,” and omits the fact that it’s the state prison and not BYU. For some people, it’s the only mail they’ll get from me all year. I start thinking about next year’s Christmas cards on the day after Christmas. I like to hit the Hallmark stores early on Boxing Day, so I can get at least 40 nice cards that match at half price. I don’t know what compels me to buy the kind with a slot to paste in a photograph. I must be an eternal optimist. I always think that somehow in the next 300 or so days, we’ll magically come up with a family photo that I don’t hate. It didn’t happen last year. What makes me think it will happen next year?

Thursday, 8 December 2011

Peace and Plenty

I was born too late to be really crazy about the Beatles. When teenage girls were screaming and fainting over the Fab Four, I was learning to spell my name and tie my shoes. I remember reading about John Lennon and Yoko Ono staging a “bed-in” in Amsterdam and another one later in Montreal. It’s an interesting idea; camping in a hotel room to protest a war. It might be worth trying if the room service was good. What I remember best about Lennon is his music. He wrote many of my favorite Beatles songs: The Long and Winding Road, Let It Be, Penny Lane, Hey Jude, Yesterday, and All You Need is Love. John Lennon was shot thirty years ago today by an obsessed fan who had recently acquired his autograph. I may not have been nuts about the Beatles, but I still felt a sense of loss.

Wednesday, 7 December 2011

Aloha Star

The USS Utah was a Florida-class battleship launched December 23, 1909. She was the only ship of the US Navy to carry the name Utah. Through most of World War I she was an engineering and gunnery training ship in Chesapeake Bay. In 1941 the USS Utah had been recently refitted and rearmed and was again serving as a training vessel in Pearl Harbor. She was one of the first casualties of the attack on Pearl Harbor; sunk by a torpedo at 8:01 exactly seventy years ago this morning. December 7th, 1941 was a Sunday. Many people think the Japanese chose this particular time and date because the Americans would likely be sleeping in or at least a little less alert. Most of the men onboard the USS Utah escaped with their lives, but six officers and fifty-two crewmen did not. Someday I’d like to take a trip to Honolulu to pay my respects in person.

Tuesday, 6 December 2011

Mother's Own

Today is my mother’s birthday. I am prodigiously proud of her. She married the man who would become my father, knowing she would eventually be his caregiver and his widow. She helped Daddy earn his PhD while raising toddlers. For years she has served selflessly in many church callings. She found time to earn a college degree and a teaching certificate with teenagers underfoot. She was one of the best elementary school teachers I’ve ever met. Every week she conducts the hymns in her church, she babysits my grandson, and she serves as a hospital volunteer. She patiently encouraged me to take quilting classes with her, in spite of my claims that I’d never be good at “that sort of thing.” She was always supportive of my endeavors, no matter how crazy they were. Thank you, Mother. And happy birthday!

Monday, 5 December 2011

Temperance

The temperance movement in the United States has been around since the mid-1800's. The people promoting it were concerned primarily with the crime and violence that excessive intoxication brings. The Eighteenth Amendment to the US Constitution was ratified in 1919, prohibiting the manufacture, sale, transportation or importation of “intoxicating liquors.” It was a difficult law to enforce. The harder it was for people to get booze, the more they seemed to want it, and the more bootleggers were willing to risk to get it to them. Organized crime made a big profit, and their escalating turf wars actually increased violence in many cities. Prohibition was repealed on December 5, 1933 with the 21st Amendment. Many people today point to the “Noble Experiment” as a grand failure. But it did engender a sort of social reform. Americans do still drink. But drinking to excess is not accepted or tolerated the way it used to be. We have one of the world’s lowest drinking rates, and 37 percent of us don’t drink at all.

Saturday, 3 December 2011

Hearth and Home

Sometimes I think we go on vacations so we’ll appreciate our homes more. I know it’s why people go camping. There’s nothing like a night in a tent for making you cherish your own bed. In a few weeks we’ll leave the place we’ve called home for nearly three years. It’ll be at least another two months before our furniture catches up with us and we can settle down again. Today, on Roof Over Your Head Day, I’m thinking of the things I’ll miss most about this house. Like so many English homes, it’s built of stone. That means I can’t make a cell phone call indoors, but it also means it’s quiet in here even when the neighbours set off fireworks. I love my gas stove, stainless steel sink, and marble counters. I’ll really miss the clean, quiet radiators and the on-demand water heater.

Friday, 2 December 2011

Nine-Patch Heart

The University of Utah had been trying to design a permanent artificial heart since 1967. The chief problem was getting blood where it needed to go without crushing the delicate red blood cells and causing life-threatening clots. On December 2, 1982 Dr. William DeVries implanted an artificial heart into Dr. Barney Clark, a retired dentist. Dr. Clark lived 112 days after the procedure, dying on March 23, 1983. The device that kept him alive for one more Christmas, one more New Year’s, and one more Valentine’s Day was named the Jarvik 7 after a student at the University, Dr. Robert Jarvik. What most people don’t know (but I find absolutely fascinating) is that Paul Winchell, the voice of Tigger in Disney’s Winnie-the-Pooh, also had a hand in this event. A medical student and inventor as well as an entertainer, Winchell designed a seamless ventricle which he patented and later donated to the University of Utah.

Thursday, 1 December 2011

Hidden Star

On this day in 1887 Sherlock Holmes first appeared in print. His debut case was called A Study in Scarlet. The story revolves around a man and a girl who are stranded in the western American wilderness. They are rescued by Mormon pioneers who force them to adopt their religion and to marry within the faith. I think it’s sad that an educated and otherwise open-minded man like Sir Arthur Conan Doyle felt comfortable writing about the LDS religion and people when he knew so little about them. If his audience hadn’t been equally ignorant and frightened of the Mormons, he might have been less successful as a writer. And that would have been a pity, because the world might never have known the famous literary detective who taught us, “When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.”

Wednesday, 30 November 2011

Nine-Patch Star

Need a holiday today? Have I got one for you! Today is Stay At Home Because You’re Well Day. I’ve read that one in four employers believe their employees occasionally call in sick when they really aren’t. I’m shocked the number is that low. It’s no fun to stay home when you’re actually sick. Who wants to spend the day coughing and sniffling? On the other hand, if you take a “mental health day” you could catch up on errands that otherwise might not get done. You could take down Thanksgiving (or Halloween) decorations and put up a Christmas tree. Do all your Christmas shopping on a weekday, while the stores are relatively hassle free. Treat yourself to a cup of hot chocolate with whipped cream. Or a new pair of shoes. You’ll go back to work tomorrow with a fresh outlook on life. And who knows? Maybe lowering your stress level now will mean you take fewer actual sick days later.

Tuesday, 29 November 2011

November

November is National Novel Writing Month, or NaNoWriMo for those of you who are saving your letters for something else. NaNoWriMo (that’s just so absurd, I had to write it twice) is an annual Internet-based writing project which asks contestants to write a 50,000-word novel between November 1st and 30th. That didn’t sound like much of a challenge until I started doing the math. It’s more than 1,600 words a day. I’ve barely written 3,000 words in my blog this entire month. Comparing my little daily page with a novel is a bit like comparing a nice manicure with the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel. Besides, a novel needs things like a plot, a theme, a setting, compelling characters, a climax, etc. I never concern myself with any of those things. I simply write what amuses me. Is there a competition out there for that?

Monday, 28 November 2011

Hourglass

This very simple six-inch block is one of three or four dozen I made over the last month for a friend’s wedding quilt. The entire quilt calls for 144 identical Hourglass blocks, or twelve rows and twelve columns. If arranged so they all point in the same direction, the effect is one of rippling diagonal lines or furrows. But if you set them in alternating directions, they can create the illusion of X’s and O’s. They can also be placed in concentric diamonds, like a variation on the classic Log Cabin Barn Raising quilt. I love blocks like this. They’re a great way to use up tiny little scraps. They’re doable by even the most novice of patchwork piecers. In almost no time at all, you can whip up a big batch of them. And when you get enough of them together, the effect is just stunning.

Saturday, 26 November 2011

Star of Bethlehem

Mormons don’t observe the Advent quite the way most other Christians do. We don’t light candles in our chapels (which is probably more about fire safety than theology). But as a musician I’ve participated in dozens of advent services in other churches, and I think it’s a lovely tradition. The advent wreath is an evergreen circle representing eternity. In the center is a tall white candle. Four candles are set in the greenery; three purple and one pink. On the first Sunday of the Advent, one purple candle is lit. Its name is Prophecy, after the prophets who foretold of Christ’s birth. Next week the Bethlehem or Love candle follows. The pink candle is third. It’s called the Shepherd’s candle or Gaudete, meaning “rejoice.”  The fourth candle, the Angel candle, is lit the Sunday before Christmas. On Christmas Eve the last candle is lit. It is the Christ candle, representing our Savior, the Light of the World.

Friday, 25 November 2011

Cut the Corners

It’s Black Friday, the official start of the Christmas shopping season. Here are some tips to help avoid overspending: 1) Make a plan. If you list who you shop for and what they like, you could begin shopping when the stores aren’t heaving with customers. It’s too late for this year, but 2012 will be here before you know it. 2) Set a limit. Decide before shopping that you won’t spend more than $50 (or whatever you decide) on any one person. Then stick to it. 3) Make gifts. Nothing bought in a store says “I love you” like a jar of homemade jam or a hand-knitted scarf. 4) Suggest that your family or coworkers draw names this year, so you shop for one nice gift instead of several lesser ones. 5) Give to someone less fortunate. Serve in a soup kitchen. Donate blood. Participate in a toy drive. No, it won’t stretch your holiday budget. But it can make what you have seem like more.

Thursday, 24 November 2011

Arrowheads

T’was the night of Thanksgiving but I couldn’t sleep.
I tried counting backwards. I tried counting sheep.
The leftovers beckoned; the dark meat and white.
I fought the temptation with all of my might.
Tossing and turning with anticipation.
The thought of a snack became infatuation.
I raced to the kitchen, flung open the door,
And gazed at the fridge full of goodies galore.
I gobbled up turkey and buttered potatoes,
Pickles and carrots, beans and tomatoes.
I felt myself swelling, so plump and so round.
‘til all of a sudden I rose off the ground.
I crashed through the ceiling, floating into the sky,
With a mouthful of pudding and handful of pie.
I managed to yell as I soared past the trees
“Happy eating to all. Pass the cranberries, please!
May your stuffing be tasty, may your turkey be plump.
May your potatoes and gravy have nary a lump.
May your yams be delicious. May your pies take the prize,
And may your Thanksgiving dinner stay off of your thighs!

Wednesday, 23 November 2011

Maple Star

I wanted to make a Maple Star block, and I’ve been looking for something fun to post on National Cashew Day. This recipe seemed to combine the two nicely. I love Brussels sprouts steamed with a bit of melted butter. But even if you don’t, I’ll bet you’ll like this:

Roasted Maple Cashew Brussels Sprouts

1 1/2 pounds Brussels sprouts
3/4 cup cashews
1 tablespoon olive oil
4 cloves garlic, chopped
2 tablespoons maple syrup
2 tablespoons cider vinegar
1 tablespoon brown sugar
1 tablespoon fennel seed
1 teaspoon ground nutmeg
salt and pepper to taste

 Preheat oven to 400F. Wash and trim brussels sprouts. Coat baking pan with olive oil. Spread sprouts in pan, sprinkle with cashews and garlic. In a small bowl combine syrup, vinegar, sugar, nutmeg and fennel seed. Pour mixture over sprouts. Salt and pepper, then toss. Bake 30 minutes, tossing once or twice. Sprouts should be browned and just a bit crispy. Serve hot.

Tuesday, 22 November 2011

Rachel's Basket

Fruit Salad with Vanilla Dressing

1/4 cup mayonnaise (any brand will do, but nothing beats the taste of homemade)
1/2 cup plain yogurt (I make my own yogurt, too)
1 teaspoon lemon juice
1 teaspoon honey
1 teaspoon pure vanilla extract
1/4 teaspoon kosher salt
1 Granny Smith apple, cored and diced (any firm, tart variety works)
1 cup seedless grapes, any color
1 firm, ripe pear, peeled, cored and diced
1/2 pint strawberries, hulled and cut in half
1 mango, peeled and diced
1/4 cup chopped walnuts, lightly toasted
1 banana, lightly freckled but not overripe.

In a small mixing bowl whisk together yogurt, mayo, lemon juice, honey, vanilla and salt. Set aside. Place the nuts and all the fruits except the banana into a large mixing bowl. Add the dressing and toss to combine. Peel and slice banana into bowl and gently toss one last time. Chill. Makes 4 to 6 servings.

Monday, 21 November 2011

Pinwheel Star

Have trouble remembering things? Here are a few tips: 1) Feed your brain. Foods rich in antioxidants, B vitamins or omega-3 can help your head. These include sweet potatoes, carrots, dark leafy greens, walnuts, almonds, berries, fish and milk. 2) Get your heart pumping. Take a brisk walk or engage in some other aerobic exercise at least 30 minutes a day. 3) Get a good night’s rest. Shoot for six to eight hours a night. Try to keep the same schedule on weekends that you have on weekdays. 4) Engage both sides of your brain. If you write down to-do lists, or you say things like, “Here I am putting my keys on the dresser,” you’re already doing this. 5) Use it or lose it. Like every other part of you, your brain needs activity to keep healthy. Learn a new skill. Study a new language or musical instrument. Solve a crossword puzzle. Memorize a poem or theatrical part.

Saturday, 19 November 2011

Pennsylvania Parade

The most famous speech in American history is only nine sentences long. It  has less than three hundred words and was delivered in under three minutes. Three-fourths of the words in it are only one syllable long, and nearly all the other words have no more than two syllables. Abraham Lincoln delivered the Gettysburg Address on November 19, 1863 to dedicate the Soldiers’ National Cemetery in Gettysburg, Pennsylvania. A hush fell over the crowd as Lincoln spoke, and when he was done the applause was light and scattered. His predecessor, Edward Everett, had received thunderous applause. The following day Everett praised Lincoln’s concise eloquence, “I should be glad if I could flatter myself that I came as near to the central idea of the occasion in two hours as you did in two minutes.” Lincoln replied that he was glad to know speech wasn’t a total failure.

Friday, 18 November 2011

Star of Hope

John sent me this recipe in an email from work. I was a little skeptical at first. He’s a bigger fan of British sausages than I’ll ever be. But it was wonderful!

Sausage Surprise

8 Lincolnshire sausages ( we used Cumberland)
1 butternut squash and 1 sweet potato, peeled and cut into wedges
2 red onions, peeled and cut into wedges
3 mixed peppers, seeded and chopped into wedges
1/2 pound mushrooms
Salt and pepper
2 tablespoons olive oil
Fresh thyme

Preheat the oven to 400F (200C). Put sausages, squash and vegetables into a large nonstick roasting tin. Toss with the oil, salt and pepper to taste and roast for 25 minutes or until the sausages are cooked through and vegetables are starting to crisp at the edges. Remove the tin from the oven and sprinkle with thyme leaves. Give everything a good stir before serving.

Thursday, 17 November 2011

Easy Flower

In honor of National Homemade Bread Day:

Half Whole Rolls

2 cups warm water
2/3 cup dry milk
2 tablespoons yeast
1/4 cup sugar
2 teaspoons salt
1/3 cup melted butter
1 large egg
2 1/2 cups white flour
2 1/2 cups whole wheat flour
Oil

Dissolve yeast in water in stand mixer bowl. Add dry milk, sugar, salt, butter, egg and 1 cup of each flour. Stir slowly with paddle attachment until ingredients are moist. Mix at medium 2 minutes. Stop and add another cup of each flour. Mix 2 more minutes. Switch to hook attachment and knead, adding enough flour to make a soft dough. Transfer dough to a large, well-oiled bowl. Turn to coat. Cover and let rise until double. Roll onto floured surface, cut and form into desired shape. Place into greased baking pan and rise, covered about 90 minutes. Bake at 375 for 15 to 18 minutes. Brush with melted butter. Makes 16 rolls.

Wednesday, 16 November 2011

Circle of Friends

The four rust-colored four-pointed stars that pop out at you from this block are called Friendship Stars. I haven’t posted a simple Friendship Star yet, but I made a Framed Friendship Star block for one of my pizza box quilt friends August 8. If you look a little closer, you’ll notice that there are also four moss green stars, one in each corner. But you probably didn’t notice the star with striped arms hiding in the middle of the block. I think this block bears a striking resemblance to the one called Night Music that I posted clear back on January 14. When I assembled the Palace Garden block that I posted October 21, I was reminded of the Signature block that I did January 20. I’ve made and posted 274 blocks so far this year. I guess it was inevitable that they’d all eventually start looking the same to me.

Tuesday, 15 November 2011

Five-Patch Chain

Today is National Clean Your Refrigerator Day. I’m not suggesting this is the only day all year that you should tackle this job. In fact, it’s a really good idea to do it at least once a month. But there’s no time like the present to get it done. Besides, Thanksgiving is next Thursday. You’re going to need space for all that leftover turkey, mashed potatoes and pie, right? First, take everything out of the fridge. You can put it in a cooler if you’re worried about food getting too warm. Toss out items past their due date and those with unrecognizable contents. Wipe shelves and drawers with a little baking soda and water. Wipe down all jars and bottles before you return them to their places. Stick a new box of baking soda in the rear corner. There. Doesn’t that look (and smell) better?

Monday, 14 November 2011

Herald Square

I’ve been to New York City several times. I’ve seen the world from atop the Empire State Building, and from the crown of the Statue of Liberty. I watched the World Trade Center Towers been built. But I’ve never seen a Broadway play. If I was in New York City right now, I could catch Wicked, The Lion King, or Mary Poppins. I could see The Addams Family, Mamma Mia or Godspell. There’s even a musical version of Spider-Man playing on Broadway right now. The one show I’m not the least bit interested in is the one named for a set of scriptures. Written by a duo more famous for their television cartoon featuring foul-mouthed children, this very popular bit of vulgarity doesn’t appeal to me at all. When did it become so acceptable (not to mention lucrative) to drag other peoples’ beliefs through the mud?

Saturday, 12 November 2011

Chickadee

Today is Chicken Soup for the Soul Day. The day was created by the same people who gave us the series of books by that name. These inspirational short stories and essays are meant to enrich your spirit the way this recipe enriches your body:

Chicken Tortilla Soup

4 cups chicken broth       
2 cups water
2 boneless skinless chicken breasts
1 clove garlic, crushed
1 carrot, diced
1 rib celery, diced
Juice of 1 lime
1 avocado, diced
Tortilla chips, crushed
Sour cream
Shredded cheddar cheese

Place chicken and water in pot, bring to a boil. Simmer, uncovered, about 12 minutes. Remove chicken from water and allow to cool. Add vegetables and broth to water and simmer, uncovered 10 minutes. Shred chicken between two forks and add to pot. When chicken has reheated, add lime juice. Serve garnished with avocado, chips, sour cream and cheese.

Friday, 11 November 2011

Illinois Roads

Yes, I know it’s Veteran’s Day. But today is also the birthday of Route 66, the most famous road in the world. (Give me a break. Does the Autobahn have its own song?) Route 66 was officially established November 11, 1926. Though it was removed from the United States highway system June 27, 1985, you can still drive much of it. Riding the “Mother Road” has been on my bucket list since high school. I imagine tooling from Chicago to L.A. in a Mustang or a Cadillac convertible, with my favorite traveling music blaring from the speakers. I’d visit the Gateway Arch in St. Louis and the memorial where the Alfred P. Murrah building stood in Oklahoma City. I’d see the meteor crater near Flagstaff and the Miracle Mile shops at Planet Hollywood in Las Vegas. Of course I’d finish the trip with a stop at Disneyland. Who wouldn't?

Thursday, 10 November 2011

Double X

Until November 10 1951 if you lived in New York and wanted to call someone in California, you couldn’t place that call yourself. You’d dial “0” and ask the telephone operator to place the call for you. We are so familiar with Direct Distance Dialing - DDD - that we don’t call it that anymore. We don’t call it anything anymore. This is also the birthday of the PBS television show Sesame Street. Before its debut on November 10 1969, there had never been anything quite like it. Can you picture a world without Bert and Ernie? Without Big Bird or Mister Snuffleupagus? Or without Elmo or Oscar the Grouch? You’d have to be pretty old to remember a time before you heard the songs, “Rubber Ducky,”  “One of These Things is Not Like the Others” or “Sunny Day, Chasing the Clouds Away.” Gee. You’d have to be my age.

Wednesday, 9 November 2011

Chinese Hat

Ancient Chinese were familiar with giant pandas. They considered them rare and noble beasts. Though the Chinese found (or imagined) hundreds of medicinal uses for other animals, there were relatively few uses for panda parts. Pandas were unknown to the western world until the 20th century. Until a giant panda was captured November 9, 1927, the animal was considered either extinct or a myth. Theodore Roosevelt, Jr. and his son Kermit were the first westerners to shoot a panda on an expedition in China. It might strike a child of the 21st century as odd that the son and grandson of the famous conservationist president would deliberately kill an endangered animal. But a hundred years ago this is what conservation meant; they would shoot an animal and have it mounted and displayed for future generations to observe.

Tuesday, 8 November 2011

Montana

Montana was the forty-first state admitted to the Union November 8, 1889. Its nicknames are “Big Sky Country” and “The Treasure State.” Montana is a great place to avoid during the winter months. I was there briefly on a concert tour in January in the late 70's. One of the locals told me it only snows once a year in Montana. The rest of the winter they just recycle the snow. It sounded like one of those fables people tell tourists. But watching the bitter cold wind stripping fields bare of their snow drifts and piling it several feet deep in the highway, I began to wonder if he wasn’t telling the truth. Today is also Election Day. No matter which state you call home, a lot of people gave their lives so you’d have the right to vote. Time to stand up and be counted!

Monday, 7 November 2011

Broken Star

Today is National Bittersweet Chocolate with Almonds Day. I don’t need an excuse to eat dark chocolate or almonds, but if you’re the sort of person who does, read on. Chocolate is full of antioxidants. Antioxidants can inhibit oxidation and the production of free radicals. That’s a fancy way to say eating more chocolate will keep you young. And since dark chocolate has more antioxidants and less fat and sugar, it’s an even better choice. Almonds are also a healthy snack because they’re high in monounsaturated fats, which are believed to reduce the risk of heart disease. The other day I ran across a book by Janet Jones Worley called “Quilts for Chocolate Lovers.” It was filled with quilt patterns with yummy names like, “Black Forest” and “Bridge Mix.” A creative hobby like quilting can bring down your blood pressure and increase your sense of well-being. What could be healthier than quilting while eating chocolate and almonds?