Comedian Jeff Foxworthy said this about Utahns: If someone at Home Depot offers you assistance and they don't work there, you live in Utah. If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed the wrong number, you live in Utah. If 'vacation' means going anywhere south of Salt Lake City for the weekend, you live in Utah. If you measure distance in hours, you live in Utah. If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you live in Utah. If you install security lights on your house and garage but leave both unlocked, you live in Utah. If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit; if driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow; if you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction, you live in Utah.
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