Washington Star

Today is Presidential Joke Day. I don’t have a good joke about President Obama at my fingertips (though I’d love to hear yours if you have one). So I’ll just share a golden oldie: Four former United States Presidents are picked up by a tornado and whisked off to the land of Oz. They follow the yellow brick road to the Emerald City to see the wizard, who asks them what they want.
Carter says timidly: “I need some courage.”
“No Problem,” says the wizard. “Who’s next?”
Nixon steps forward, “I'm told I need a heart.”
“Done,” says the wizard. “Anything else?”
Bush replies: “I guess I need a brain.”
“Granted,” says the wizard.
Then there is silence in the great hall. Clinton is standing there, looking around,
but doesn’t say a word. Finally the wizard asks, “Well, what do you want?”
“Um, is Dorothy Here?”