May 18 is No Dirty Dishes Day. There’s a holiday I’d be
happy to celebrate – a reprieve from the relentless drudgery of scraping dishes,
washing dishes, rinsing dishes, drying dishes and putting dishes away. You
COULD
celebrate by simply letting greasy
pots, slimy bowls and sticky silverware pile up in the kitchen sink (and across the
counters) until tomorrow, but eventually you’d still have to dive in and
tackle the mess. Another option is to eat off paper plates with plastic
flatware until tomorrow. Or better yet, you could eat out for all three meals
today; visit that nice bakery nearby for breakfast, a sandwich shop for lunch,
and a lovely Indian restaurant for dinner. Hmm. That could get a bit pricey.
Here’s a better idea: May 18 is also Visit Your Relatives Day. So . . . if we’re
related, and I just happen to pop by today around mealtime, I guess you won’t
be too surprised.
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