Friday, 11 September 2020

Nine Floating Stars


I recently discovered a company that delivers dairy-free, gluten-free, egg-free, soy-free, low-sugar chocolate. If you live in the UK. But they have a Facebook page where they periodically share jokes. I can enjoy those no matter where I live. In April, they posted: “Did you know 87% of gym members don’t even know their gym’s closed?” These gems showed up last month: “I need to re-home a dog. It’s a small terrier and tends to bark a lot. If you’re interested, let me know. I’ll jump over the neighbor’s fence and get it for you.” “Breaking news: A cement mixer has collided with a prison van. Motorists are told to be on the lookout for sixteen hardened criminals.” “Police say they wish to interview a man wearing high heels and frilly knickers. However, the Chief Constable insists they must wear uniforms.” My current favorite: “Has anyone tried unplugging 2020 for thirty seconds and plugging it back in?”

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