Walking in Circles

“I needed to do the laundry, but then I realized I was out of detergent. I went to write my shopping list and noticed how disorganized the junk drawer was, and started checking pens for ink. When I tossed out all that junk, I saw the trash can was full. But before I took it out, I wanted to get rid of the old food in the fridge.  That’s when I realized a jug of juice had leaked, so I needed to clean it up. But when I went to grab a rag, I saw the pantry closet was a nightmare, so I started organizing it.  That’s how I ended up on the floor looking at old photo albums from 1980 and not doing laundry. Don’t tell me I’m the only one that does that!” – Stolen from Laura, who stole it from a friend who stole it from Sibyl, who probably stole it from someone else.