There was an incident Tuesday, January 12, at Hart Highlands Elementary School in Prince George, British Columbia that warranted a letter from the vice principle. But this letter wasn’t addressed to the child’s parents: “Dear Tooth Fairy, Today, one of Gavin’s teeth fell out while he was getting ready to eat lunch. Unfortunately, it was lost and despite the heroic efforts of a fearless search team, we were unable to recover it. As a trained vice principle and hobby dentist, I can verify that there is definitely a gap in Gavin’s teeth that was not there this morning when he came in. Please accept this letter as official verification of a lost tooth and provide the standard monetary exchange. Sincerely, Shandee M. Whitehead, vice principle.” There was even a post script at the bottom: “I am still waiting for the money for my wisdom teeth from 2000. Please remit as soon as possible. I have bills to pay.”
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