It started about eight years ago, when Vince Rozmiarek, a volunteer at Indian Hills Colorado Community Center was asked to build a large sign along Parmalee Gulch Road. At first, the sign informed passersby of weddings, birthdays and veteran’s events. But on April first it read, “Indian Hills annexed by Morrison (a nearby township). Slow down.” “I really had the people at the Sit N’ Bull bar scared out of their minds,” says Vince. “I decided to start throwing things up there.” The sign has been full of puns and dad jokes ever since. Here are some of my favorites: “Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver.” “Of course I’m an organ donor. Who wouldn’t want a piece of this?” “Cold? Go stand in the corner. It’s 90 degrees.” “I can tell people are judgmental just by looking at them.” “Despite the high cost of living, it’s still popular.” And, “I scream, you scream. The police come. It’s awkward.”
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