A distraught blonde calls her boyfriend and says,
"Baby, I need you to come over right away to help me with a jigsaw puzzle.
It's really hard and I don't even know where to start." He asks,
"What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" She replies,
"The picture on the box says it's supposed to be a rooster." Once he
gets to her house, she leads him to the kitchen where she has the puzzle
scattered all over the table. He looks at the pieces, studies the box and says,
"First of all, we're never going to be able to put these pieces together
to look like a rooster." He takes her hand and with a deep sigh continues,
"Second, I want you to relax, have a drink and then we can start putting
the cornflakes back in the box."
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