Friday, 19 March 2021

Ocean Waves

 

I’ve always thought it would be a good idea if appliances could warn you a couple of weeks before breaking down. It would give you time to prepare. If you knew the washing machine was going to go on the fritz in a week or two, you’d wash all the sheets first, right? If the dryer was about to fail, you could hang a clothesline in the back yard, and maybe not get quite so many towels dirty. And if the dishwasher was due for a breakdown, you could invest in rubber gloves, scrubby sponges, and Palmolive. Or maybe paper plates and plastic flatware. Our 3-year-old dishwasher lost a pump two weeks ago. The repairman said that hardly ever happens. Then he said our pump is on back order. “It’ll take about a month to get here,” he said, “Unless it takes three. It hardly ever takes three months.” Maybe it’s time to invest in Palmolive.


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