Word of the Day: Paraprosdokian: a statement with an
unexpected ending. Here are some of my favorites:
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it. –
Groucho Marx
He taught me housekeeping. When I divorce, I keep the house.
– Zsa Zsa Gabor
When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found
them. – Rodney Dangerfield
My husband doesn’t like trash lying around the house. He
can't stand the competition. – Phyllis Diller
I have the heart of a small boy, in a jar on my desk. – Stephen
King
Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a
long period of time. – George Carlin
The accountant is shy and retiring. He's shy a quarter of a
million. That's why he's retiring. – Milton Berle
Half of all marriages end in divorce. And then there are the
really unhappy ones. – Joan Rivers
Gravity is a contributing factor in 73% of all accidents involving falling objects. – Dave Barry
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