Thursday, 1 July 2021

Double Sawtooth Star

 


Word of the Day: Paraprosdokian: a statement with an unexpected ending. Here are some of my favorites:

I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it. – Groucho Marx

He taught me housekeeping. When I divorce, I keep the house. – Zsa Zsa Gabor

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them. – Rodney Dangerfield

My husband doesn’t like trash lying around the house. He can't stand the competition. – Phyllis Diller

I have the heart of a small boy, in a jar on my desk. – Stephen King

Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time. – George Carlin

The accountant is shy and retiring. He's shy a quarter of a million. That's why he's retiring. – Milton Berle

Half of all marriages end in divorce. And then there are the really unhappy ones. – Joan Rivers

Gravity is a contributing factor in 73% of all accidents involving falling objects. – Dave Barry

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