This year summer stretched lazily well into autumn, before
ending rather abruptly. So, I guess this sort of thing was inevitable. I was
shopping and happened to notice a young woman who’d dressed for several degrees
more than we were getting that day. He clothes were very fashionable. She wore
denim jeans that covered her from waist to ankle – in the back. But in front
they were carefully shredded from her panty line to her feet. Her tiny T-shirt
left a gap for her muffin top, and there was an oval cutout over each shoulder.
She was freezing – blue lips, chattering teeth, stamping feet, the whole deal.
I wanted so badly to say: if you want clothes to keep you warm, they should
probably cover more of you than your underwear does. I think that’s why those shirts are called “cold shoulders.” It’s like a little clue. I didn’t tell her.
She’ll figure it out. Eventually.
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