Framed Heart

 

Fifteen random facts about me:

America’s my country. Disneyland’s my home town.

I can touch my nose with my tongue. You don’t want to see it.

I’m 4'9", which means I’m a midget.

I’ve taught classes on nearly every instrument in the orchestra.

You can try beating me at word games. You won’t succeed.

I like dogs better than I like cats. Or people.

Patchwork quilting relaxes me: it's cheaper than therapy, and warmer.

I don’t drink coffee, tea, alcohol, or soda.

Dark chocolate’s my weakness, on berries, caramel, nuts or marzipan.

I seldom have trouble falling asleep. Or waking up.

I’ve staged dozens of theatrical productions, in every capacity.

I love pajamas. If the world was truly civilized, we’d wear them 24/7.

I like four seasons, but two last longer than necessary.

I can bake a bread, grow tomatoes and breed hedgehogs.

I knew how to milk cows and clean fish, but I’ve conveniently forgotten.