Wednesday, 27 September 2023

Twelve-Inch Honeymoon

 

Bucket lists – inventories of the things we want to accomplish before we kick the bucket – are popular, and understandably so. They’re fun to construct and to pursue. But it might be more productive to create a tally of things we DON’T want to do during our lifetime – an anti-bucket list, if you will. Here’s mine so far:

Wear a tattoo. They’re painful, they’re practically permanent, and they don’t improve with age.

Take up smoking, or any other addictive substance. Seriously, how dumb would you have to be to start?

Have a divorce. Where there’s abuse, addiction or adultery, divorce may be the only recourse. But it sure doesn’t look like fun.

Get into credit card debt. I own a credit card, for emergencies. I use it VERY sparingly, and pay it off before interest is involved.

Go sky diving, hang-gliding, bungee jumping, skate boarding, or ice fishing. And I hope to never go snowmobiling ever again!

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