There’s a small store at our favorite shopping center. I can’t
tell you its name or what is sold there. I honestly don’t know. We’ve never set
foot inside. But there’s a sign out front that changes about every month or two.
It used to say, “The difference between golfers and fishermen is when a golfer
lies, he doesn’t have to bring anything home.” Before that, there was, “In case
of fire, please exit the building before you tweet about it.” Once, a couple of
months back, it said, “The inventor of Autocorrect has died. The funnel will be
tomato.” And before that, it was, “Without freedom of speech, we would not know
who the idiots are.” But today, the sign has a more seasonal message: “Mary,
exhausted, having just gotten the Baby Jesus to sleep, is approached by a young
man who thinks to himself; what this girl needs is a drum solo.”
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