Tuesday, 10 December 2024
Three Jade Plants
This time of year, my calendar always gets way too crowded. I
keep agreeing to add events that will have me out driving in the snow well after
dark when what I really want to do is stay at home, make a bowl of buttered
popcorn, and watch a nice Christmas movie. Like, How the Grinch Stole Christmas:
“The nerve of those Whos. Inviting me down there, on such short notice! Even if
I wanted to go, my schedule wouldn’t allow it.” (The Grinch opens his schedule.)
“Four o’clock, wallow in self-pity. Four-thirty, stare into the abyss. Five o’clock,
solve world hunger. Tell no one. Five-thirty, Jazzercise. Six-thirty, dinner
with me. I can’t cancel that again! Seven o’clock, wrestle with my
self-loathing. I’m booked! Of course, if I bump the loathing to nine, I can
still be done in time to lay in bed, stare at the ceiling and slip slowly into
madness. But what would I wear?”
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