Nope, today isn’t Penguin Awareness Day. That’s January 20. It isn’t World Penguin Day, either. World Penguin Day is April 25. But since I missed both those important holidays this year, I’m posting a penguin block today. I plan to pencil in both dates on my calendar next year, so I won’t repeat my oversight. Maybe I could throw a party and screen a few penguin movies, like March of the Penguins (2005), Wallace and Gromit and the Wrong Trousers (1993), Madagascar (2005), Surf’s Up (2007), Happy Feet (2006), The Pebble and the Penguin (1995) or even Batman Returns (1992). Mr. Popper’s Penguins (2011) should be released on DVD by then. I could ask my guests to come dressed in black and white. Tails optional, of course. What do you suppose is the proper food to serve on a penguin holiday? Pizza with anchovies? Or maybe Oreo cookies?
I think the proper food to serve would be penguin.
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