Phyllis Diller passed away Monday, August 20. If you’re too
young to remember her movies with Bob Hope (Boy Did I Get a Wrong Number, Eight
on the Lamb, and The Private Life of Sgt. O’Farrell) you’ll still recognize her
cackling voice as the ant queen in A Bug’s Life. In her honor, here are some of
my favorite Phyllis Diller quotes:
Aim high, and you won’t shoot your foot off.
I want my children to have the things I couldn’t afford.
Then I want to move in with them.
A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once.
Be nice to your children. They’re the ones who will choose
your rest home.
Most kids threaten at times to run away from home. This is
the only thing that keeps some parents going.
Housework can’t kill you, but why take the chance?
Cleaning your house while the children are still growing is
like shoveling the sidewalk while it’s still snowing.
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