Tuesday, 9 January 2018

Lawyer's Puzzle

In 1983 an indoor theme park opened in Murray Utah. The 49th Street Galleria had a bowling alley, a skating rink, mini-golf, an ice cream parlor, a carousel, a small roller coaster and an arcade. Most of these were still functioning nearly a decade later when I visited with my two small nephews. In addition to the rides and games, I treated them to burgers for lunch. They were the best you can find this side of your own backyard: grilled instead of fried, on a toasted bun with cheddar cheese, crispy lettuce, juicy tomatoes and thin sweet onion slices. One of the boys lifted his top bun and wailed, “What’s this SALAD?” His brother chimed in with, “This is the stupidest burger I ever saw!” Ever since then we’ve called burgers with the works “stupid burgers,” to remind me of the day I should have taken the kids to McDonald’s.

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