Tuesday, 3 December 2019

Milly's Favorite


Willie Murphy lives in Buffalo, New York. That alone should tell you she’s no one to mess with. Willie sounds a lot like Wanda Sykes, and she looks like she could be Wanda’s granny. Willie was getting ready for bed a week before Thanksgiving, when someone banged on her front door. He shouted that he needed an ambulance. Willie called 911, but she wouldn’t open the door. The fellow broke in, so Willie hit him. With a table. Then she poured shampoo in his face. When the police showed up, Willie was hitting the man with a broom. “I was whaling on that man,” she said. “If it’s my time to go, I’m taking him with me!” At first the police wouldn’t believe that Willie is 82 years old. She had to show them her I.D. They handcuffed the intruder, but before they took him to the hospital, they all wanted to take selfies with Willie.

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