Bungalow

 

During a church service, the pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express thanks for answered prayers. Suzie walked to the podium. She said, “Two months ago, my husband, Phil, had a terrible bike accident and his scrotum was crushed. Phil was unable to hold me or the children and every move caused him terrible pain. We prayed as the doctors performed a delicate operation, and they were able to reconstruct Phil’s scrotum, using wire to reinforce and shape it.” Men in the congregation cringed and squirmed uncomfortably. “Now,” she announced, “thank the Lord, Phil is out of the hospital and the doctors say with time, he’ll recover completely.” The pastor rose and asked if anyone else had something to say. A man stood and walked slowly to the podium. He said, “I’m Phil. I just want to tell my wife the word is sternum.”