August 11 is Presidential Joke Day. A decade ago, I shared a
joke here about past presidents. Today I thought I’d post a few jokes that
presidents MADE:
“There are few things in life harder to find and more
important to keep than love. Well, love and a birth certificate.” – Barack Obama
“I only know two tunes, one of them is ‘Yankee Doodle’ the
other isn’t.” – Ulysses S. Grant
“I’ve left orders to be awakened at any time in case of
national emergency, even if I’m in a cabinet meeting.” – Ronald Reagan
“I look forward to dinners where I’m supposed to be funny .
. . intentionally.” – George W. Bush
“In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one
useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress.” – John
Adams
“If I were two faced, would I be wearing this one?” – Abraham
Lincoln
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