Farmer's Daughter

 

August 16 is National Tell a Joke Day; a great day to pull your favorite funny story out of mothballs and share it with someone. If you don’t have a favorite, you can always look for jokes on the Internet. Here’s one to get you started:

So, a gorilla walks into a bar, sits down and orders a martini. At first, the bartender is surprised. But he thinks, “What the heck? I might as well make him the drink.” As he hands the martini over, the gorilla holds out a twenty-dollar bill. The bartender accepts the cash and decides to test his unusual customer’s intellect. He only gives the ape a dollar in change. The gorilla silently begins to sip his drink. “You know,” the bartender says, “we don’t get too many talking gorillas in here.” “Well,” the gorilla replies, “At nineteen dollars a drink, I’m not surprised.”