Thoughts on motherhood:
“When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a
dog so someone in the house is happy to see you.” – Nora Ephron
“It’s not easy being a mom. If it were, fathers would do it.”
– Betty White
“It just occurred to me the majority of my diet is food my
kid didn’t finish.” – Carrie Underwood
“No one told me I’d be coming home in diapers, too.” –
Chrissy Teigen
“If you aren’t yelling at your kids, you’re not spending
enough time with them.” – Reese Witherspoon
“My sister said once, ‘Anything I don’t want Mother to know,
I don’t even think of, if she’s in the room.’” – Agatha Christie
“I’ve been married fourteen years and I have three kids. Obviously,
I breed well in captivity.” – Roseanne Barr
“Like all parents, my husband and I do the best we can, hold
our breath, and hope we set aside enough money to pay for our kids’ therapy.” –
Michelle Pfeiffer
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