Four Rail Fence Blocks

I didn’t appreciate George Carlin while he was alive. I never understood his fascination for drugs or swear words. I’ve always believed he didn’t really understand about religion. He certainly knew how to make people laugh. Even better than that; he knew how to make them think. In case you find yourself in need of a good laugh (or a good think), here are a few of my favorite Carlinisms: “Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?” “Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough not to quit.” “I’m always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I’m listening to it.” “When Thomas Edison worked late into the night on the electric light, he had to do it by gas light or candle. I’m sure it made the work seem that much more urgent.”