Friday, 19 October 2018

Thunder and Lightning


In need of a laugh? Here are a few quips from some of the funniest people on the planet:
“My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger.” – Billy Connolly
“Start every day with a smile – and get it over with.” – W. C. Fields
“I don’t like country music, but I don’t mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means ‘put down.’” – Bob Newhart
“Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.” – Mark Twain
“The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree than 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.” – Jay Leno
“You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.” – George Burns

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