Tips for Seniors:
Talk to yourself. Sometimes you need expert advice.
“In Style” are the clothes that still fit.
You don’t need anger management. You need people to stop
making you mad.
Your people skills are fine. It’s your tolerance for idiots
that needs work.
The biggest lie you tell yourself is, “I don’t need to write
that down. I’ll remember it.”
“On time” is when you get there.
Even duct tape can’t fix stupid – but it does muffle the
sound.
It would be great if we hop in the dryer for ten minutes,
then come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller?
Have you noticed how much older people your age are?
Growing old should have taken longer.
Aging has slowed you down, but it hasn’t shut you up.
If you haven’t learned to act your age yet, you don’t have
to.
“One more for the road” means going to the bathroom before
you leave the house. – Audrey Miller
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