Aunt Malvernia's Chain

 

Everything I Need to Know, I Learned from Noah’s Ark

 

1. Make sure you don’t miss the boat.

2. Always remember that we are all in the same boat.

3. Plan ahead. It wasn’t raining when Noah built the Ark.

4. Stay fit. When you’re really old, someone may ask you to do something really big.

5. Don’t listen to the critics; just get on with the job that needs to be done.

6. Build your future on high ground.

7. For safety’s sake, always travel in pairs.

8. Speed isn’t always an advantage. The snails made it onboard along with the cheetahs.

9. When you’re stressed, just float a while.

10. Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic was built by professionals.

11. No matter the storm, when you are with God, there’s always a rainbow waiting. – Source Unknown