“My kid hasn’t finished her homework but she did call a
family meeting to show us the 20-slide presentation she created on why we
should get a cat.”
“My husband accepted an invite to a BBQ for us and said we
would bring a salad, like ‘we’ has anything to do with it.”
“My teen complained about my cooking, so I stopped fighting
it and filled the freezer with frozen dinners instead of making dinner. After a
week of frozen dinners, guess who’s asking me to cook again.”
“My kid cleaned the kitchen without being asked, and now we
wait to see what she wants.”
“Sorry I’m late. I believed the washing machine when it said
it only had one minute left in the cycle.”
“My teen is using chopsticks to eat Cheetos so she doesn’t
get Cheeto dust on her fingers and can we just fast track her application to
Yale now?” – Krista Pacion
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