When asked about the worst Valentine’s gift she’d received,
Ashley replied, “A mix tape another girl had given HIM. He’d even tried to
scrape off her label and replaced it with his own.” Adriana might have liked her motorcycle calendar if she was into Harleys; or if it wasn’t already six
weeks out of date. Meghan said her least romantic gift was a toaster, though admittedly she was still using it years after she dumped the giver. Flowers and
potted plants are usually a good bet, but Natalia’s beau might have reconsidered buying her a cactus. Kathleen’s sweetheart got her a card. “He
didn’t bother to write anything in it, not even his name.” “I got dinner at a
fast food restaurant,” said Denise, “and he conveniently forgot his wallet.” If
your Valentine is less than thrilled with your gift this year, you can always
show him/her this list. Unless, of course, your gift is on it.
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