The Juggler

Stop me if you’ve heard this one: Verner Heisenberg and Erwin Schrödinger are going for a drive together. Heisenberg is behind the wheel, and he is driving well over the speed limit. Eventually, they pass a policeman and are pulled over. The policeman walks up to the car and asks Heisenberg, "Do you know how fast you were going?"

Heisenberg replies, "No, but we know exactly where we are!"

The officer looks a bit confused and says, "You were going 108 miles per hour!"

Heisenberg throws his arms in the air and cries, "Great! Now we're lost!"

The officer looks over the car and asks the two men if they have anything in the trunk.

"Just my cat," Schrödinger answers.

The cop opens the trunk and yells, "Hey! I think this cat is dead!"

Schrödinger angrily replies, "Well, of course he is, NOW!"