Framed Chickadee

Google “90% of parenting is,” and you’ll get amazing results, like: 90% of parenting is screaming at your kids to stop screaming. 90% of parenting is pretending to look for something you threw away on purpose. 90% of parenting is listening to kids sitting there whining, “Why do I always have to do everything?” while you’re in the middle of actually doing everything. 90% of parenting is doing just enough to keep the other parents from judging you. 90% of parenting is waiting for the other parent to do something about it. 90% of parenting is answering hundreds of pointless questions asked by a tiny person seated on a plastic potty. 90% of parenting is resisting the urge to say, “I told you so.” 90% of parenting is trying to keep the awake ones quiet enough that the sleeping ones stay asleep. 90% of parenting is wondering if your parents made it sound easy so you’d give them grandkids.