Ten Reasons for Buying Fabric
1.
It insulates the cupboards where it's kept.
2.
It keeps the economy moving. It's my duty to
support cotton farmers, textile mills and fabric shops.
3.
It's less expensive and more fun than
psychiatric care.
4.
I'm participating in a contest - the one who
dies with the most fabric wins.
5.
It keeps without refrigeration. You don't have
to cook it to enjoy it. You'll never have to feed it, change it, wipe its nose
or walk it.
6.
Because I'm worth it.
7.
Like dust, it's good for protecting previously
empty spaces in the house, like the ironing board, laundry basket or dining
room table.
8.
It's not immoral, illegal or fattening. It calms
the nerves, gratifies the soul and makes me feel good.
9.
Because it's on sale.
10.
Buy it now, before your husband retires and goes
with you on all your shopping expeditions!
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