Sixteen Courthouse Steps

“If I had my life to live over, I’d have waxed less and listened more. Instead of wishing away nine months of pregnancy and complaining about the shadow over my feet, I’d have cherished every minute of it and realized that the wonderment growing inside me was to be my only chance in life to assist God in a miracle. I’d have invited friends over even if the carpet was stained and the sofa faded. I’d have taken time to listen to my grandfather ramble about his youth. I’d have sat cross-legged on the lawn with my children and never worried about grass stains. I’d have eaten less cottage cheese and more ice cream. I’d have gone to bed when I was sick, instead of pretending Earth would go into a holding pattern if I weren’t there for a day. When my child kissed me impetuously, I wouldn’t have said, “Later. Now, go get washed up for dinner.’” – Erma Bombeck