Sixteen Quail's Nests

“You can tell what was the best year of your father’s life, because they seem to freeze that clothing style and ride it out.” – Jerry Seinfeld

“Having children is a lot like living in a frat house. Nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up.” – Ray Romano

“Me and my dad used to play tag. He’d drive.” – Rodney Dangerfield

“Some of the greatest lies every told by your children: ‘I forgot,’ ‘I’ll pay you back,’ and ‘It was like that when I found it.’” – Bill Cosby

“I gave my father $100 and said, ‘Buy yourself something that will make your life easier.’ So he went out and bought my mother a present.” – Rita Rudner

"Father’s Day is important because, beside being the day on which we honor Dad, it’s the one day of the year that Brookstone does any business.” – Jimmy Fallon