Four Nested Ducklings

I don’t believe in karma. I don’t buy that my misfortunes are punishment for bad deeds in a former life. But instant karma? That’s a different matter entirely. At 6:00 a.m. Sunday, August 25, the police department in Kennewick, Washington got a call about a stolen truck. When police arrived on the scene, William Kelley told them a bicyclist had stolen his 1992 Chevy pickup. Kelley had left his keys on the seat, so the theft was a simple matter. There were security cameras running in the area. (These days, you have to assume cameras are EVERYWHERE.) When detectives reviewed the footage, they determined Kelley had parked his truck there so he could steal from a business across the street. They quickly booked him into the Benton County jail on a burglary charge. They never did find the bicyclist or the missing getaway vehicle, but William Kelley won’t be needing his pickup truck for a while.