They weren't in my pockets. Suddenly I realized I must have
left them in the car. Frantically, I headed for the parking lot. My husband has
scolded me many times for leaving my keys in the ignition. He's afraid the car
could be stolen. As I looked around the parking lot, I realized he was right.
The lot was empty. I immediately called the police. I gave them my location,
confessed I’d left my keys in the car, and it had been stolen. Then I made the
most difficult call of all to my husband: "I left my keys in the car and
it's been stolen." There was a moment of silence. "Are you kidding
me?" he remarked, "I dropped you off!" Now it was my turn to be
silent. Embarrassed, I said, "Well, come and get me." He retorted,
"I will, as soon as I can convince this cop I didn't steal your car!"
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