“Everything happens for a reason. Sometimes the reason is
you're stupid and make bad decisions.” - Marion G. Harmon
“Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people
appear bright until you hear them speak.” - Alan Dundes
“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity;
and I'm not sure about the universe.” - Albert Einstein
“If at first, you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No
use being a damn fool about it.” - W.C. Fields
“It could be that your purpose in life is to serve as a
warning to others.” - Ashleigh Brilliant
“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a
support group for that. It’s called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.” –
Drew Carey
“Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like
everyone else.” - Margaret Mead
“The worst part of success is trying to find someone who is
happy for you.” - Bette Midler
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