Light Rooster

 

If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

Remember: some days you’re the pigeon, and some days you’re the statue.

If you lend someone $20 and never see him again, it was probably worth it.

It may be your sole purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others.

Never buy a car you can't push.

Don’t put both feet in your mouth at the same time. You won't have a leg to stand on.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.

Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once.

A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.

You can learn a lot from crayons. Some are sharp and some are dull. They come in many different colors, but they all live in the same box.