A physicist walks in to an ice cream parlor, sits down and
orders two sundaes. He eats one and offers the other to the empty stool beside
him. He does this every day for a week. Finally, the owner comes up and asks,
"We’re all wondering: what's the deal with the second ice cream? No one
ever comes in with you.” The physicist replies, "Well, quantum mechanics
teaches us there's a non-zero possibility through quantum tunneling for particles to
spontaneously appear next to me in the form of a woman. Hopefully, she would
accept my offer and maybe fall in love with me." The owner says,
"Listen, we have girls coming in here every day. How about you just go up
to one of them and ask her out? Maybe one of them will fall in love with
you." The physicist says, "Yeah right! How likely is it for that to
happen?"
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