Three brothers, aged 92, 94, and 96, live in the same house
together. One night, the 96-year-old fills up the bath, put his foot in, then
pauses. Then he yells down the stairs, "Was I getting in or out of the
bath?" The 94-year-old yells back, "I don't know. I'll come up and
see.” So, he starts up the stairs, but halfway up, he pauses and then yells,
"Was I coming up the stairs? Or was I going down?" The 92-year-old
is sitting at the kitchen table having a coffee, listening to his older brothers.
He shakes his head and says, "I sure hope I never get that
forgetful." He knocks on the wooden table for good luck. Then he yells,
"I'll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who's at the
door!"

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