President Obama walks into a bank. He approaches a teller
and asks her to cash a check. She replies, “It would be my pleasure sir. Please
show me your ID.” The president says he carries no ID but no one could fail to
recognize him. “Sir,” she says patiently, “I’m sure you’re aware of the regulations
governing banks these days. I must insist on seeing some ID.” “I’m begging you,”
he says, “Please cash this check. I need to buy an anniversary gift for Michelle.”
The teller thinks a moment and says, “One day, Tiger Woods came in without his
ID. To prove he was Tiger Woods he made a beautiful shot across the bank into a
coffee cup and we cashed his check. Is there something you could do that would
identify you?” Obama scratches his head and says, “Nothing comes to mind. I
honestly don’t have a clue.” The cashier replies, “Will that be large or small
bills?”
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