Saturday, 16 August 2014

White Star on Red



President Obama walks into a bank. He approaches a teller and asks her to cash a check. She replies, “It would be my pleasure sir. Please show me your ID.” The president says he carries no ID but no one could fail to recognize him. “Sir,” she says patiently, “I’m sure you’re aware of the regulations governing banks these days. I must insist on seeing some ID.” “I’m begging you,” he says, “Please cash this check. I need to buy an anniversary gift for Michelle.” The teller thinks a moment and says, “One day, Tiger Woods came in without his ID. To prove he was Tiger Woods he made a beautiful shot across the bank into a coffee cup and we cashed his check. Is there something you could do that would identify you?” Obama scratches his head and says, “Nothing comes to mind. I honestly don’t have a clue.” The cashier replies, “Will that be large or small bills?”

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