Kansas Star

A Canadian on vacation walks into a Texas bar. He climbs onto a very tall barstool and says to the bartender, "I heard things are big down here in Texas, but this is ridiculous!" He orders a mug of beer. The bartender serves him a pitcher of beer by mistake. The Canadian says to the bartender, "Man, I heard that things are big down here in Texas, but this is ridiculous!” He downs the pitcher, orders another, and empties it, too. Not too much later the Canadian asks, “Where is your washroom?" The bar tender says, "Down the hall, second door on the right." So the man climbs off the huge barstool, stumbles along the hall and enters the second door to the LEFT. Here he falls into an enormous swimming pool. Struggling to stay afloat, The Canadian screams, "DON'T FLUSH IT!"