Grandma's Other Dishes

I’ve never fired a gun, unless you count water pistols. I’ve never served on a jury or ridden a camel. I’ve never been to Africa, Antarctica, Asia, Australia, or South America. I’ve never flown in a helicopter or jumped out of a plane. I’ve never been skinny dipping. I’ve rappelled down cliffs, but not the side of a building. I’ve gone skiing, but not snowboarding. I’ve ridden a motorcycle, but not driven one. I’ve broken bones but never worn a cast. I’ve never driven over 80 or ridden in a police car. (There may be a connection there.) I’ve driven cars with standard transmissions, but I never really got the hang of it. I HAVE stolen a traffic sign. A storm brought down the stop sign by my house last month. I stashed it in the garage until we could replace it. It’s back up now, and everyone is ignoring it. Just like before it blew down.