Tuesday, 18 October 2016

Split 9-Patch



Are you ready for another weird holiday? Today is Shave Your Beard Day. It’s not a big deal, I suppose, for those of us who are tonsorially challenged. But if you do have a beard you may want to consider losing it today. Chances are your lady friend isn’t as fond of your facial hair as you think she is. You might just get nuzzled a little more often if going cheek to cheek didn’t leave her with a serious case of rug burn. If you’ve worn a beard so long that you’ve forgotten what you’d look like without one, if you were already thinking about shaving it off and just needed a little extra incentive, today’s your day to come clean. If it turns out that you don’t like your beardless look you can always grow the fur right back. After all, Movember is only a couple of weeks away.

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